Movie Quotes
You had me at "hello".
You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinking palm tree overboard. Now, what's all this crud about no movie tonight ?
If you are a minority of one, the truth is the truth.
Hi, Curly, kill anyone today ?
There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society -- outside of a kennel.
A lie keeps growing and growing until it's as clear as the nose on your face.
Don't dream it be it.
There's no crying in baseball !
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns !
I want to be alone.
Gentlemen, you can't fight in here ! This is the war room !
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.
The calla lilies are in bloom again.
Chance is the fool's name for fate.
She's my sister ! She's my daughter !
I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !
I'm an excellent driver.
This is nothing !
Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.
What we've got here is failure to communicate.
Warriors, come out to play !
I'm king of the world !
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
You see, Francois, marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together. But with you, Francois, I think it would be a mistake.
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
I'm the ghost with the most, babe.
I'll be back.
Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.
Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !
Attica ! Attica !
Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.
Funny like I'm a clown ? I amuse you ?
I am big ! It's the pictures that got small.
Dave, stop. Stop, will you? Stop, Dave. Will you stop, Dave? Stop, Dave. I'm afraid.
Hey, Bud, lets party !
The list is an absolute good. The list is life.
And that's how you play "Get the Guests".
Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.
Miss Jean Louise, stand up. Your father's passing.
Rosebud.
Good morning, Vietnam !
This is the people's war ! It is our war ! We are the fighters ! Fight it, then ! Fight it with all that is in us, and may god defend the right.
I wouldn't give you two cents for all your fancy rules if, behind them, they didn't have a little bit of plain, ordinary, everyday kindness and a little looking out for the other fella, too.
Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, and they had years of democracy and peace. And what did that produce ? The cuckoo clock.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Eddie, you're a born loser.
Excuse me while I whip this out.
I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !
I see dead people.
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !
I am your father.
My biological clock is ticking like this, and the way this case is going, I ain't never getting married !
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die !
Here's Johnny !
I am not an animal ! I am a human being. I am a man.
Be the ball.
Somebody stop me !
You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
It took more than one man to change my name to Shanghai Lily.
Always do the right thing.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
You had me at hello.
You complete me.
One, two, Freddy's coming for you.
These go to eleven.
There are eight million stories in the naked city. This has been one of them.
Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.
Snakes ! Why did it have to be snakes ?
We'll always have Paris.
The stuff that dreams are made of.
Who's on first.
How do I look ?
You're tearing me apart !
Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !
You're lit from within, Tracy. You've got fires banked down in you, hearth-fires and holocausts.
Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.
L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.
Forget about it.
Watch the skies, everywhere, keep looking ! Keep watching the skies !
I do not know how to kiss, or I would kiss you. Where do the noses go ?
The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the palace has the brew that is true.
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
I know you are, but what am I ?
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for two hundred years.