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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Woody Allen

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Woody Allen

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Hard work often leads to success. No work seldom does.

Harvey Mackay

Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

Lou Gehrig, The Pride Of The Yankees (1942)

Talkers are no good doers.

William Shakespeare

Enthusiasm releases the drive to carry you over obstacles and adds significance to all you do.

Norman Vincent Peale

Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own mind.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Little strokes fell great oaks.

Benjamin Franklin

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.

Harold Hulbert

Kindness is an inner desire that makes us want to do good things even if we do not get anything in return. It is the joy of our life to do them. When we do good things from this inner desire, there is kindness in everything we think, say, want and do.

Emmanuel Swedenborg

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting ; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be.

Zig Ziglar

Times of great calamity and confusion have ever been productive of the greatest minds. The purest ore is produced from the hottest furnace, and the brightest thunderbolt is elicited from the darkest storm.

Charles Caleb Colton

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

Jerome Cummings

Only a life lived for others is a life worth living.

Albert Einstein

Happiness does not depend on outward things, but on the way we see them.

Leo Nikolaevich Tolstoy

You have not lived until you have done something for someone who can never repay you.

Anonymous

We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together.

La Bruyere

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.

Abraham Lincoln

Do first things first, and second things not at all.

Peter F. Drucker

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.

William Arthur Ward

Take heed : you do not find what you do not seek.

Unknown

Wisdom is not like money to be tied up and hidden.

Ghanaian Proverb

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Woody Allen

Man is a ladder placed on the earth and the top of it touches heaven. And all his movements and doings and words leave traces in the upper world.

Martin Buber

Get into a line that you will find to be a deep personal interest, something you really enjoy spending twelve to fifteen hours a day working at, and the rest of the time thinking about.

Earl Nightingale

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

Albert Einstein

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first duty of love is to listen.

Paul Tillich

With malice toward none, with charity for all.

Abraham Lincoln

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.

William Arthur Ward

It's easier to prepare and prevent, than to repair and repent.

Anonymous

When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge.

Albert Einstein

If I'd been a ranch, they would've named me the Bar Nothing.

Gilda, Gilda (1946)

Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

It's never too late.

Unknown

Some love lasts a lifetime. True love lasts forever.

Unknown

How you react when the joke's on you can reveal your character.

Robert Half

Obstacles are great incentives.

Jules Michelet

A gentle breeze blowing in the right direction is better than a pair of strong oars.

Canary Island Proverb

The more we grow in love, virtue and holiness, the more we see love, virtue and holiness outside.

Swami Vivekananda

Ideals are like stars, you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.

Carl Schurz

Real love stories never have endings.

Richard Bach

Go ahead, make my day.

Harry Callahan, Sudden Impact (1983)

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life , that word is love.

Sophocles

Believe, when you are most unhappy, that there is something for you to do in the world. So long as you can sweeten another's pain, life is not in vain.

Helen Keller

Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.

Freaks, Freaks (1932)

All of us, in the flow of feeling we have pleased, want to do more to please.

William James

Until we take how we see ourselves (and how we see others) into account, we will be unable to understand how others see and feel about themselves and their world. Unaware, we will project our intentions on their behavior and call ourselves objective.

Stephen Covey

With courage you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble. Courage is the foundation of integrity.

Keshavan Nair

You can not escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today.

Abraham Lincoln

No involvement, no commitment.

Stephen Covey

Love as much as you can from wherever you are.

Elizabeth Ashley

They will rise highest who strive for the highest place.

Latin Proverb

Victory belongs to the most persevering.

Napolean Bonaparte

One word frees us of all the weight and pain in life. That word is Love.

Sophocles

A lawyer dies and goes to hell. The devil says he'll make a deal with him. He can go to heaven if he gives up the souls of his wife and two kids. 'Sure' says the lawyer, 'but what's the catch ? '

Unknown

A life lived with integrity -- even if it lacks the trappings of fame and fortune is a shinning star in whose light others may follow in the years to come.

Dennis Waitley

I've come to believe that all my past failure and frustration were actually laying the foundation for the understandings that have created the new level of living I now enjoy.

Anthony Robbins

All paths lead nowhere, so it is important to choose a path that has heart.

Carlos Castaneda

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.

Dean Wormer, National Lampoon's Animal House (1978)

Success based on anything but internal fulfillment is bound to be empty. - Dr

Martha Friedman

It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves.

John Bulwer

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.

Thomas Campbell

Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams !

Unknown

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

Norma Desmond, Sunset Blvd (1950)

Are you bored with life ? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.

Dale Carnegie

One way to become enthusiastic is to look for the plus sign. To make progress in any difficult situation, you have to start with what's right about it and build on that.

Norman Vincent Peale

Indecision is the thief of opportunity.

Jim Rohn

Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.

Tarzan, Tarzan The Ape Man (1932)

At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.

Plato

Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.

Jim Rohn

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

Unattributed

We have to go back to philosophy to treat things as they are. We are suffering from our own karma. It is not the fault of god. What we do is our own fault, nothing else. Why should god be blamed ?

Swami Vivekananda

First, believe in the world - that there is meaning behind everything.

Swami Vivekananda

Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)

My tears of love are a waste of time if I turn away.

Kim Wilde

Look up and not down, look forward and not back, look out and not in, and lend a hand.

E. E. Hale

Every cloud has a silver lining.

Proverb

Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition.

Jan Morrow, Pillow Talk (1959)

You don't just stumble into the future you create your own future.

Roger Smith

The heights by great men reached and kept were not obtained by sudden flight. But they, while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.

Thomas S. Monson

When one door closes another opens. But often we look so long so regretfully upon the closed door that we fail to see the one that has opened for us.

Helen Keller

To me, at least the way that I teach it, all types of knowledge ultimately means self-knowledge. So, therefore they're coming in and asking me to teach them not so much how to defend themselves or how to do somebody in. Rather, they want to learn to express themselves through some movement, be it anger, be it determination or whatever. So, in other words, they're paying me to show them, in combative form, the art of expressing the human body.

Bruce Lee

The unexamined life is not worth living.

Socrates

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality.

Earl Nightingale

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.

Albert Einstein

A man is not old until regrets start taking place of dreams.

Anonymous

The price of greatness is responsibility.

Winston Churchill

All love is sweet, given or returned.

Percy Bysshe Shelley

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them.

Bernard M. Baruch

And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.

Bree Daniels, Klute (1971)

If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten.

Unknown

I am not a toy. I am a spork !

Forky, Toy Story 4 (2019)

The major reason for setting a goal is for what it makes of you to accomplish it. What it makes of you will always be the far greater value than what you get.

Jim Rohn

Don't argue for other people's weaknesses. Don't argue for your own. When you make a mistake, admit it, correct it, and learn from it -- immediately.

Stephen Covey

I don't know nothin 'bout birthin' babies.

Prissy, Gone With The Wind (1939)

Let no one who loves be called unhappy Even love unreturned has its rainbow.

J.M. Barrie

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.

Voltaire

We have only one reality, and that is here and now. What we miss by our evasions will never return, but if we squander ourselves, then too we lose being. Each day is precious a moment can be everything.

Karl Jaspers

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life, that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

If thou must love me, let it be for nought, except for love's sake only. Do not say, I love her for her smile, her look, her way of speaking gently, for a trick of thought that falls in well with mine, and, certes, brought a sense of pleasant ease on such a day. For these things in themselves, beloved, may be changed, or change for thee, and love so wrought, may be unwrought so.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

One of the reasons mature people stop learning is that they become less and less willing to risk failure.

John Gardner