Woody Allen
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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Every sale has five basic obstacles : no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.
The buck stops here.
Man's love is of man's life a part, it is a woman's whole existence. In her first passion, a woman loves her lover, in all the others all she loves is love.
We carry the seeds of happiness with us wherever we go.
He is the best physician who is the most ingenious inspirer of hope.
Success is achieved by those who try and keep trying with a positive mental attitude.
Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.
To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable
The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies.
Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams !
Ability is sexless.
He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
Love means never having to say you're sorry.
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.
Seldom does an individual exceed his own expectations.
In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.
There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there is less competition there.
It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.
One does evil enough when one does nothing good.
Only the educated are free.
Love can be understood only from the inside, as a language can be understood only by someone who speaks it, as a world can be understood only by someone who lives in it.
To go fast, row slowly.
The only good luck many great men ever had was being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.
Whoever said anybody has a right to give up ?
Live with passion !
If I were required to guess off-hand, and without collusion with higher minds, what is the bottom cause of the amazing material and intellectual advancement of the last fifty years, I should guess that it was the modern-born and previously non-existent disposition on the part of men to believe that a new idea can have value.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.
From success to failure is one step , from failure to success is a long road.
Unless we think of others and do something for them, we miss one of the greatest sources of happiness.
You are never a loser until you quit trying.
Luck is when opportunity knocks, and you answer.
Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, and live on idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success. tremendous stream is flowing toward the ocean, carrying us all along with it , and though like straws and scraps of paper we may at times float aimlessly about, in the long run we are sure to join the ocean of life and bliss.
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion. I have shuddered at it. I shudder no more. I could be martyr'd for my religion. Love is my religion. And I could die for that. I could die for you.
Self-knowledge is the basis of JKD because it is effective, not only for the individuals martial art, but also for his life as a human being.
My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.
Private victories precede public victories. You can't invert that process any more than you can harvest a crop before you plant it.
Love doesn't just sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.
Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.
The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.
Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results
Reflection doesn't take anything away from decisiveness, from being a person of action. In fact, it generates the inner toughness that you need to be an effective person of action -- to be a leader. Think of leadership as some of two vectors competence: (your specialty, your skills, your know-howl) and authenticity: (your identity, your character, your attitude) .
I am your number one fan.
True progress quietly and persistently moves along without notice.
It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
He who praises another enriches himself far more than he does the one praised. To praise is an investment in happiness. The poorest human being has something to give that the richest could not buy.
They say you were shot in the tabloids.
Sanctuary !
What ever you are be a good one.
Some say you have to use your five best players, but I found out you win with the five that fit together best as a team
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
When something is finally obvious that should have been obvious years before, we call it common sense.
Nothing succeeds like success.
In matters of style, swim with the current, in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
We have a responsibility in our time, as others have had in theirs, not to be prisoners of history but to shape history, a responsibility to fill the role of path-finder, and to build with others a global network of purpose and law.
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.
Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness -- great wealth, great return, great satisfaction, great reputation, and great joy.
Into the hands of every individual is given a marvelous power for good or evil -- the silent, unconscious, unseen influence of his life. This is simply the constant radiation of what man really is, not what he pretends to be.
In love beggar and king are equal.
He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
A simple I love you means more than money.
Life is but a moment, death also is but another.
Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
The best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts, of kindness and of love.
Sow a thought, and you reap an act , Sow an act, and you reap a habit , Sow a habit, and you reap a character , Sow a character, and you reap a destiny.
The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
A fellow doesn't last long on what he has done. He has to keep on delivering.
What really matters is what you do with what you have.
Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
You cannot antagonize and influence at the same time.
Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.
Be patient with yourself. Self-growth is tender , it's holy ground. There's no greater investment.
A chain is as strong as its weakest link.
When one door closes another opens. But often we look so long so regretfully upon the closed door that we fail to see the one that has opened for us.
Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time, it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.
Bad friends prevent you from having good friends.
Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.
One cannot think crooked and walk straight.
There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.
The three things that are most essential to achievement are common sense, hard work and stick-to-it-iv-ness.
Nothing is worth more than this day.
If you love someone, set them free.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Your world is a living expression of how you are using and have used your mind
Positive anything is better than negative thinking.
The dove is my emblem. I want to save and advance human life, not destroy it. I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.
All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Hope is like a bird that senses the dawn and carefully starts to sing while it is still dark.
Remember when you see a man at the top of a mountain, he didn't fall there.
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
I feel like a tiny bird with a big song !
I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !
Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.