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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Woody Allen

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Woody Allen

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Woody Allen

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Every sale has five basic obstacles : no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.

Zig Ziglar

The buck stops here.

Harry Truman

Man's love is of man's life a part, it is a woman's whole existence. In her first passion, a woman loves her lover, in all the others all she loves is love.

Lord Byron

We carry the seeds of happiness with us wherever we go.

Martha Washington

He is the best physician who is the most ingenious inspirer of hope.

Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Success is achieved by those who try and keep trying with a positive mental attitude.

W. Clement Stone

Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life.

Leo Buscaglia

To keep our faces toward change and behave like free spirits in the presence of fate is strength undefeatable

Helen Keller

The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies.

Thomas Jefferson

Don't let your fears stand in the way of your dreams !

Unknown

Ability is sexless.

Christabel Pankhurst

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

Samuel Smiles

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

Oliver Barrett IV, Love Story (1970)

What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.

Zig Ziglar

Seldom does an individual exceed his own expectations.

Anonymous

In questions of science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual.

Galileo Galilei

There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group, there is less competition there.

Indira Gandhi

It is not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.

Edmund Hillary

One does evil enough when one does nothing good.

German Proverb

Only the educated are free.

Epictetus

Love can be understood only from the inside, as a language can be understood only by someone who speaks it, as a world can be understood only by someone who lives in it.

Robert C. Solomon

To go fast, row slowly.

Norman Vincent Peale

The only good luck many great men ever had was being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.

Channing Pollock

If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.

Judith Hayes

Whoever said anybody has a right to give up ?

Marian Wright Edelman

Live with passion !

Anthony Robbins

If I were required to guess off-hand, and without collusion with higher minds, what is the bottom cause of the amazing material and intellectual advancement of the last fifty years, I should guess that it was the modern-born and previously non-existent disposition on the part of men to believe that a new idea can have value.

Mark Twain

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.

Dorothy Parker

From success to failure is one step , from failure to success is a long road.

Yiddish Proverb

Unless we think of others and do something for them, we miss one of the greatest sources of happiness.

Ray Lyman Wilbur

You are never a loser until you quit trying.

Mike Ditka

Luck is when opportunity knocks, and you answer.

Anonymous

Take up one idea. Make that one idea your life - think of it, dream of it, and live on idea. Let the brain, muscles, nerves, every part of your body, be full of that idea, and just leave every other idea alone. This is the way to success. tremendous stream is flowing toward the ocean, carrying us all along with it , and though like straws and scraps of paper we may at times float aimlessly about, in the long run we are sure to join the ocean of life and bliss.

Swami Vivekananda

I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion. I have shuddered at it. I shudder no more. I could be martyr'd for my religion. Love is my religion. And I could die for that. I could die for you.

John Keats

Self-knowledge is the basis of JKD because it is effective, not only for the individuals martial art, but also for his life as a human being.

Bruce Lee

My religion is very simple. My religion is kindness.

Dalai Lama

Private victories precede public victories. You can't invert that process any more than you can harvest a crop before you plant it.

Stephen Covey

Love doesn't just sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.

Ursula K. Le Guin

Failure is only the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

Henry Ford

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

Carl Jung

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.

George S. Patton

I do not think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.

Abraham Lincoln

Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.

Washington Irving

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

Albert Einstein

Reflection doesn't take anything away from decisiveness, from being a person of action. In fact, it generates the inner toughness that you need to be an effective person of action -- to be a leader. Think of leadership as some of two vectors competence: (your specialty, your skills, your know-howl) and authenticity: (your identity, your character, your attitude) .

Peter Koestenbaum

I am your number one fan.

Annie Wilkes, Misery (1990)

True progress quietly and persistently moves along without notice.

St. Francis

It is discouraging how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.

Anonymous

He who praises another enriches himself far more than he does the one praised. To praise is an investment in happiness. The poorest human being has something to give that the richest could not buy.

George Matthew Adams

They say you were shot in the tabloids.

Nora Charles, Nick Charles (1934)

Sanctuary !

Quasimodo, The Hunchback Of Notre Dame (1939)

What ever you are be a good one.

Abraham Lincoln

Some say you have to use your five best players, but I found out you win with the five that fit together best as a team

Red Auerbach

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

Woody Allen

When something is finally obvious that should have been obvious years before, we call it common sense.

Steve Walton

Nothing succeeds like success.

Proverb

In matters of style, swim with the current, in matters of principle, stand like a rock.

Thomas Jefferson

We have a responsibility in our time, as others have had in theirs, not to be prisoners of history but to shape history, a responsibility to fill the role of path-finder, and to build with others a global network of purpose and law.

Madeleine Albright

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.

Henry Ford

The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.

Anatole France

Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness -- great wealth, great return, great satisfaction, great reputation, and great joy.

Jim Rohn

Into the hands of every individual is given a marvelous power for good or evil -- the silent, unconscious, unseen influence of his life. This is simply the constant radiation of what man really is, not what he pretends to be.

William George Jordan

In love beggar and king are equal.

Indian Proverb

He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else.

Benjamin Franklin

A simple I love you means more than money.

Frank Sinatra

Life is but a moment, death also is but another.

Robert H. Schuller

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight ?

The Joker, Batman (1989)

Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.

Bill Cosby

The best portion of a good man's life, his little, nameless, unremembered acts, of kindness and of love.

William Wordsworth

Sow a thought, and you reap an act , Sow an act, and you reap a habit , Sow a habit, and you reap a character , Sow a character, and you reap a destiny.

Charles Reade

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

Unknown

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fellow doesn't last long on what he has done. He has to keep on delivering.

Elbert Hubbard

What really matters is what you do with what you have.

Shirley Lord

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

Edgar Allan Poe

You cannot antagonize and influence at the same time.

J.S. Knox

Always look at what you have left. Never look at what you have lost.

Robert H. Schuller

Be patient with yourself. Self-growth is tender , it's holy ground. There's no greater investment.

Stephen Covey

A chain is as strong as its weakest link.

Danish Proverb

When one door closes another opens. But often we look so long so regretfully upon the closed door that we fail to see the one that has opened for us.

Helen Keller

Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time, it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable.

Sydney Harris

Bad friends prevent you from having good friends.

Gabonese Proverb

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.

Helen Keller

One cannot think crooked and walk straight.

Anonymous

There is a time to let things happen, and a time to make things happen.

Anonymous

The three things that are most essential to achievement are common sense, hard work and stick-to-it-iv-ness.

Thomas Edison

Nothing is worth more than this day.

Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe

If you love someone, set them free.

Sting

Made it, Ma! Top of the world!

Arthur 'Cody' Jarrett, White Heat (1949)

Your world is a living expression of how you are using and have used your mind

Earl Nightingale

Positive anything is better than negative thinking.

Elbert Hubbard

The dove is my emblem. I want to save and advance human life, not destroy it. I am proud of the fact that I never invented weapons to kill.

Thomas Edison

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power.

Ashleigh Brilliant

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

Von Schiller Fulton J. Sheen

Hope is like a bird that senses the dawn and carefully starts to sing while it is still dark.

Anonymous

Remember when you see a man at the top of a mountain, he didn't fall there.

Anonymous

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

Mahatma Gandhi

I feel like a tiny bird with a big song !

Jerry Van Amerongen

I'm melting ! Melting ! Oh, what a world ! What a world !

The Wicked Witch Of The West, The Wizard Of Oz (1939)

Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.

Oberst Von Scherbach, Stalag 17 (1954)