Steven Wright
When you shoot a mime, should you use blanks ?
I make wine at home. I make it out of raisins so that it will be aged automatically.
If you didn't know me, would you think I was a stranger ?
What's another word for thesaurus ?
I can levitate birds, but nobody cares.
No matter where you go, there you are.
Whenever I think of the past it just brings back so many memories.