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When you shoot a mime, should you use blanks ?

Steven Wright

I make wine at home. I make it out of raisins so that it will be aged automatically.

Steven Wright

If you didn't know me, would you think I was a stranger ?

Steven Wright

What's another word for thesaurus ?

Steven Wright

I can levitate birds, but nobody cares.

Steven Wright

No matter where you go, there you are.

Steven Wright

Whenever I think of the past it just brings back so many memories.

Steven Wright

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Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace.

Mother Teresa

Personally, veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. They eat their young.

Ida Corwin, Mildred Pierce (1945)

Be grateful to the Man you help, think of him as god. Is it not a great privilege to be allowed to worship god by helping our fellow men ?

Swami Vivekananda

If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

You are what you repeatedly do. Excellence is not an event - it is a habit.

Aristotle

You cannot teach a man anything, you can only help him find it within himself.

Galileo Galilei

The mind has exactly the same power as the hands, not merely to grasp the world, but to change it

Colin Wilson

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Winston Churchill

Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.

Karl A. Menninger

If you have to drive people that hard to do their job, then you've either got the wrong people, or you've got the right people doing the wrong job.

John P. Strelecky

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible.

Mother Teresa

Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch !

Rooster Cogburn, True Grit (1969)

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.

Martin Luther King Jr.

One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.

Helen Keller

The first step towards success in any occupation is to become interested in it.

William Osler

We all love best not those who offend us least, nor those who have done most for us, but those who make it most easy for us to forgive them.

Samuel Butler

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.

Shira Tehrani

I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart.

Michael Corleone, The Godfather (1974)

Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.

Ann Landers

The best job goes to the person who can get it done without passing the buck or coming back with excuses.

Napoleon Hill

When you put faith, hope and love together, you can raise positive kids in a negative world.

Zig Ziglar

May you live all the days of your life.

Jonathan Swift

No, this trick won't work... How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love ?

Albert Einstein

Thou art to me a delicious torment.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?'

Brian Tracy

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

David Wooderson, Dazed And Confused (1993)

The person who makes a success of living is the one who sees his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication.

Cecil B. DeMille

Nature does nothing uselessly.

Aristotle

Whatever it takes !

Unknown

The more I love myself the better I am able to love you.

Ken Robbins

Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgment, repeated every day.

Jim Rohn

If you would create something, you must be something.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

On the last analysis, then, love is life. Love never faileth and life never faileth so long as there is love.

Henry Drummond

Mistakes are painful when they happen, but years later a collection of mistakes is what is called experience.

Dennis Waitley

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.

Benjamin Franklin

Those who work at a thing with their whole heart receive help from god. For one, thoroughly believe that no power in the universe can withhold from anyone anything they really deserve.

Swami Vivekananda

A gentle breeze blowing in the right direction is better than a pair of strong oars.

Canary Island Proverb

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.

Al Franken

L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.

Maude, Harold And Maude (1971)

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

I make wine at home. I make it out of raisins so that it will be aged automatically.

Steven Wright

Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.

Japanese Proverb

When you come to the edge of all the light you know and are about to step off into the darkness of the unknown, faith is knowing one of two things will happen. There will be something solid to stand on or you will be taught to fly.

Barbara Winter

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching

Satchel Paige

No act of kindness, no matter how small is ever wasted.

Aesop

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.

Anais Nin

Forget about it.

Donnie Brasco, Donnie Brasco (1997)

Obstacles are those frightful things you can see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Henry Ford

Learning karate requires self-control and discipline Let a joy keep you. Reach out your hands and take it when it runs by.

Carl Sandburg

Many people seem to think that success in one area can compensate for failure in other areas. But can it really ? True effectiveness requires balance.

Stephen Covey

To become a leader, then, you must become yourself, become the maker of your own life.

Warren G. Bennis

Mr. Christian !

Captain Bligh, Mutiny On The Bounty (1935)

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

Winston Churchill

Our schools and are not teaching students to think. It is astonishing how many young people have difficulty in putting their brains definitely and systematically to work.

Thomas Edison

You complete me.

Jerry Maguire, Jerry Maguire (1996)

Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better.

Jim Rohn

Make no mistake, my friend, it takes more than money to make men rich.

A. P. Gouthey

Non !

Marcel Marceau, Silent Movie (1976)

Action may not always bring happiness , but there is no happiness without action.

Benjamin Disraeli

Volunteers don't get paid, not because they're worthless, but because they're priceless.

Sherry Anderson

Love is made by two people, in different kinds of solitude. It can be in a crowd, but in an oblivious crowd.

Louis Aragon

Yo, Adrian !

Rocky Balboa, Rocky (1976)

We have a problem. ''Congratulations. '' But it's a tough problem. ''Then double congratulations. ''

W. Clement Stone

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.

Vince Lombardi

For one person to love another, that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the last test and proof, the work for which all else is but preparation.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.

Unknown

Between stimulus and response, one has the freedom to choose.

Stephen Covey

We all go a little mad sometimes.

Norman Bates, Psycho (1960)

Love is a decision not an emotion or feeling, that if made from the heart will outlast anything.

Samantha Juarez

No one can make you jealous, angry, vengeful, or greedy -- unless you let him.

Napoleon Hill

For love is heaven, and heaven is love.

Sir Walter Scott

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Mark Twain

Play for more than you can afford to lose and you will learn the game.

Winston Churchill

Nothing liberates our greatness like the desire to help, the desire to serve.

Marianne Williamson

Give whatever you are doing and whoever you are with the gift of your attention.

Jim Rohn

The first and greatest commandment is, Don't let them scare you.

Elmer Davis

How often we fail to realize our good fortune in living in a country where happiness is more than a lack of tragedy.

Paul Sweeney

I am your number one fan.

Annie Wilkes, Misery (1990)

Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

John Wooden

All great truths are simple in final analysis, and easily understood ; if they are not, they are not great truths.

Napoleon Hill

Love is a verb.

Martin Luther King Jr.

We are ever free if we would only believe it, only have faith enough. You are the soul, free and eternal, ever free, ever blessed. Have faith enough and you will be free in a minute.

Swami Vivekananda

Happiness is a state of mind.

Unknown

I love thee with the breath, smiles, tears of all my life.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Faith can move mountains.

Unknown

Living a life of integrity is one of the greatest missions we can undertake.

Greg Anderson

Only after you challenge your biases and stereotypes-- what Francis Bacon called the 'idols which beset men's minds'--can you help others do the same.

Carlo Brumat

This is this.

Michael Vronsky, The Deer Hunter (1978)

A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.

Joseph Joubert

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

Winston Churchill

Stand up, be bold, be strong. Take the whole responsibility on your own shoulders, and know that you are the creator of your own destiny. All the strength and succor you want is within yourself. Therefore, make your own future.

Swami Vivekananda

Count it all joy, my brethren, when you meet various trials, for you know that the testing of your faith produces steadfastness. And let steadfastness have its full effect, that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing.

James 1:24

Inspiration and genius -- one and the same.

Victor Hugo

Stop makin noises like a husband.

Vera, Detour (1945)

You're happiest while you're making the greatest contribution.

Robert F. Kennedy

Even though I am nearly deaf, I seem to be gifted with a kind of inner hearing which enables me to detect sounds and noises which the ordinary listener does not hear. quotes

Thomas Jefferson

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Walt Disney

A gentleman can withstand hardships , it is only the small man who, when submitted to them, is swept off his feet.

Confucius

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can't own it, but you can use it. You can't keep it, but you can spend it. Once you've lost it, you can never get it back.

Harvey Mackay