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When you shoot a mime, should you use blanks ?

Steven Wright

I make wine at home. I make it out of raisins so that it will be aged automatically.

Steven Wright

If you didn't know me, would you think I was a stranger ?

Steven Wright

What's another word for thesaurus ?

Steven Wright

I can levitate birds, but nobody cares.

Steven Wright

No matter where you go, there you are.

Steven Wright

Whenever I think of the past it just brings back so many memories.

Steven Wright

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You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.

Dale Carnegie

To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.

Elbert Hubbard

The best leader brings out the best in those he has stewardship over.

J. Richard Clarke

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world.


I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too !

The Wicked Witch Of The West, The Wizard Of Oz (1939)

True love can not be found where it truly does not exist, Nor can it be hidden where it truly does.


Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.

Margaret Mead

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war, love is a growing up

James Baldwin

We will act consistently with our view of who we truly are, whether that view is accurate or not.

Anthony Robbins

I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.

Kyle Schmidt

You can't express every feeling that you have every moment that you have them.

When Harry Met Sally

Whatever our souls are made up, his and mine are the same.

Emily Bronte

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Mark Twain

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

P.A.C. de Beaumarchais

Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.

Harriet Beecher Stowe

Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.

Albert Einstein

The great accomplishments of man have resulted from the transmission of ideas and enthusiasm.

Thomas J. Watson

Forget about it.

Donnie Brasco, Donnie Brasco (1997)

And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings.


Be the ball.

Ty Webb, Caddyshack (1980)

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.

Henry David Thoreau

But we can not avoid conflict, conflict with society, other individuals and with oneself. Conflicts may be the sources of defeat, lost life and a limitation of our potentiality but they may also lead to greater depth of living and the birth of more far-reaching unities, which flourish in the tensions that engender them.

Karl Jaspers

I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.

Mother Theresa

If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.

Somerset Maugham

Help me ! Help me !

Andre Delambre, The Fly (1958)

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.


Go before the people with your example, and be laborious in their affairs.


It is in the small decisions you and I make every day that create our destiny.

Anthony Robbins

Work spares us from three evils boredom, vice, and need.


A life without love in it is like a heap of ashes upon a deserted hearth, with the fire dead, the laughter stilled and the light extinguished.

Frank Tebbetts

You might well remember that nothing can bring you success but yourself.

Napoleon Hill

In order to grasp the reality, we must see the possibilities. In the present, a formulation of the possibilities is the area in which I gain uncertainty concerning what I decide, without a vision of the possibilities, I act blindly, only a knowledge of the possibilities enables me to know what I am actually doing.

Karl Jaspers

Winners never quit and quitters never win !

Vince Lombardi

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.


Happy wife, happy life.

Jeff Allen

Live life with passion.


The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results

Albert Einstein

It is literally true that you can succeed best and quickest by helping others to succeed.

Napoleon Hill

It's always darkest before the dawn.


L-I-V-E ! Live ! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room.

Maude, Harold And Maude (1971)

That love is all there is is all we know of love.

Emily Dickinson

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Woody Allen

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.


When you arrive at your future, will you blame your past ?

Robert Half

When you work, work, and when you play, play, dont get the two mixed up

Jim Rohn

It is not length of life, but depth of life.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's like, I became such a good person, I almost forgot... I'm a world class liar, baby !


You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

Charles F. Kettering

Resentment or grudges do no harm to the person against whom you hold these feelings but every day and every night of your life, they are eating at you.

Norman Vincent Peale

Success in life has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others.

Danny Thomas

You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you do not try.

Beverly Sills

It is in your moments of decision that your destiny is shaped.

Anthony Robbins

Teachers have three loves, love of learning, love of learners, and the love of bringing the first two loves together.

Scott Hayden

Friendship doubles joy and halves grief.

Egyptian Proverb

Yes, it used to be beautiful -- what with the rackets, whoring, guns.

Lou Pascal, Atlantic City (1980)

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting ; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be.

Zig Ziglar

You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.

Martin Luther King Jr.

How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives.

Annie Dillard

Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Whenever I get the energy to exercise, I sit down until it passes.


You miss 100% of the shots you don't take

John Davidson Rockefeller

The point is that you can't be too greedy.

Donald Trump

There is little difference in people, but that little difference makes a big difference. That little difference is attitude. The big difference is whether it is positive or negative.

W. Clement Stone

A good general not only sees the way to victory , he also knows when victory is impossible.


Determine that the thing can and shall be done, and then we shall find the way.

Abraham Lincoln

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !

Oliver, Sons Of The Desert (1933)

She had been forced into prudence in her youth, she learned romance as she grew older - the natural sequence of an unnatural beginning.

Jane Austen

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg ? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Abraham Lincoln

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching

Satchel Paige

Life is but a moment, death also is but another.

Robert H. Schuller

Giving people a little more than they expect is a good way to get back more than you'd expect.

Robert Half

Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.

Burton Hills

Happiness can be defined, in part at least, as the fruit of the desire and ability to sacrifice what we want now for what we want eventually.

Stephen Covey

Life is not accountable to us. We are accountable to life.

Dennis Waitley

The best way out is always through.

Robert Frost

The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is still willing to learn more.

Ed Parker

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.

Julie Andrews

You may conquer with the sword, but you are conquered by a kiss.

Daniel Heinsius

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.

Edmund Burke

There are those who give with joy, and that joy is their reward.

Kahlil Gibran

This one step, choosing a goal and sticking to it, changes everything.

Scott Reed

The only job where you start at the top, is digging a hole.


Love as much as you can from wherever you are.

Elizabeth Ashley

Challenges are what make life interesting , overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.

Joshua J. Marine

Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your strengths. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.

Mahatma Gandhi

Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

Dan Stanford

Try to be happy in this present moment, and put not off being so to a time to come, as though that time should be of another make from this which has already come and is ours.

Thomas Fuller

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom.

Thomas Jefferson

A coward gets scared and quits. A hero gets scared, but still goes on.


Where is there dignity unless there is honesty ?


Indecision is the seedling of fear.

Napoleon Hill

You learn as much from those who have failed as from those who have succeeded.

Michael Johnson

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.

David Wooderson, Dazed And Confused (1993)

Understanding can overcome any situation, however mysterious or insurmountable it may appear to be.

Norman Vincent Peale

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

Be bold, and mighty forces will come to your aid.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success.

Victor Cousins

Just because we increase the speed of information doesn't mean we can increase the speed of decisions. Pondering, reflecting and ruminating are undervalued skills in our culture.

Dale Dauten

The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.

Winston Churchill

Happiness depends more on the inward disposition of mind than on outward circumstances.

Benjamin Franklin