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It's nice to be the best, but not when being the best brings out the worst in you.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Love is a hole in the heart.

Ben Hecht

You see things and you say, why ? But I dream things that never were and say, why not ?

George Bernard Shaw

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Rick Blaine, Casablanca (1942)

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Mark Twain

Open the pod bay doors,

Dave Bowman, Hal (2001)

Even when change is elective, it will disorient you. You may go through anxiety. You will miss aspects of your former life. It doesn't matter. The trick is to know in advance of making any big change that you're going to be thrown off your feet by it. So you prepare for this inevitable disorientation and steady yourself to get through it. Then you take the challenge, make the change, and achieve your dream.

Harvey Mackay

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.

Plutarch

Love thy neighbour as thyself.

Matthew

If you want to get the best out of a man, you must look for the best that is in him.

Bernard Haldane

You are what you think you are.

Bob Richards

One million dollars !

Dr. Evil, Austin Powers International Man Of Mystery (1997)

The Crows are very handsome and gentlemanly Indians in their personal appearance and have been always reputed, since the first acquaintance made with them, very civil and friendly.

George Catlin

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum.

Nada, They Live (1988)

One does evil enough when one does nothing good.

German Proverb

Find something you love to do and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Harvey Mackay

Ideas without action are worthless.

Harvey Mackay

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Farmer Hoggett, Babe (1995)

When something is finally obvious that should have been obvious years before, we call it common sense.

Steve Walton

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it.

Thomas Jefferson

Watch people do their most common actions, these are indeed the things that will tell you the real character of a great person.

Swami Vivekananda

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Thomas Edison

Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune, but great minds rise above them.

Washington Irving

Believe, when you are most unhappy, that there is something for you to do in the world. So long as you can sweeten another's pain, life is not in vain.

Helen Keller

Confidence imparts a wonderful inspiration to its possessor.

John Milton

If our thoughts and hopes are elsewhere, it is impossible to set our faces steadily toward the work required of us.

Anonymous

If you aren't good at loving yourself, you will have a difficult time loving anyone, since you'll resent the time and energy you give another person that you aren't even giving to yourself.

Barbara De Angelis

Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become actions. Watch your actions, they become habits. Watch your habits, they become character.Watch your character, it becomes your destiny.

Frank Outlaw

It's never too late to be what you might have been.

George Eliot

Love is the history of a woman's life, it is an episode in man's.

Germaine De Stael

Just as our eyes need light in order to see, our minds need ideas in order to conceive.

Napoleon Hill

Big pay and little responsibility are circumstances seldom found together.

Napoleon Hill

Anybody can do just about anything with himself that he really wants to and makes up his mind to do. We are all capable of greater things than we realize.

Norman Vincent Peale

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

Abraham Lincoln

In the court of basketball, there are no objections only rejections.

Unattributed

Love is the only gold.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will.

Mahatma Gandhi

Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

Unknown

Stella ! Hey, Stella !

Stanley Kowalski, A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

If you're going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill

Into the house where joy lives, happiness will gladly come.

Japanese Proverb

You have enemies ? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.

Winston Churchill

Some men see things the way they are and ask, Why ? I dream things that never were, and ask Why not ?

George Bernard Shaw

No matter how big government gets, and no matter how many services it provides, it can never take the place of volunteers.

Ronald Reagan

When a man comes to a conscious vital realization of those great spiritual forces within himself and begins to use those forces in science, in business, and in life, his progress in the future will be unparalleled.

Bruce Lee

To succeed you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you.

Tony Dorsett

The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.

Benjamin Disraeli

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

Jonathan Swift

The great end of education is to discipline rather than to furnish the mind, to train it to the use of its own powers rather than to fill it with the accumulation of others.

Tyron Edwards

The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been.

Alan Ashley-Pitt

Try to be happy in this present moment, and put not off being so to a time to come, as though that time should be of another make from this which has already come and is ours.

Thomas Fuller

Love is a decision not an emotion or feeling, that if made from the heart will outlast anything.

Samantha Juarez

Love is when reality is better than your dreams.

Becky Graham

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

H.L. Mencken

There may be peace without joy, and joy without peace, but the two combined make happiness

John Buchan

I never let my subject get in the way of what I want to talk about.

Mark Victor Hansen

Only a life lived for others is a life worth living.

Albert Einstein

We are born in relationship, we are wounded in relationship, and we can be healed in relationship.

Harville Hendrix

Leadership - The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.

Dwight D. Eisenhower

Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must first be overcome.

Samuel Johnson

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant, they is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks.

Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Get away from her, you bitch !

Ripley, Aliens (1986)

Its so hard when contemplated in advance, and so easy when you do it.

Robert M. Pirsig

The "how" thinker gets problems solved effectively because he wastes no time with futile "ifs".

Norman Vincent Peale

You owe it to yourself to find your own unorthodox way of succeeding, or sometimes, just surviving.

Michael Johnson

Success is the proper utilization of failure.

Anonymous

Men stumble over the truth from time to time but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.

Winston Churchill

Keep away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great.

Mark Twain

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.

James Oppenheim

Every artist was first an amateur.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

They can because they think they can.

Virgil

The only place where your dream becomes impossible is in your own thinking.

Robert H. Schuller

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.

Cathy Carlyle

I do not believe in styles anymore. I do not believe that there is such a thing as the Chinese way of fighting or the Japanese way of fighting, or any other way of fighting, because unless a human being has three arms and four legs, there can be no different form of fighting. To me, ultimately, martial art means honestly expressing yourself.

Bruce Lee

Understanding can overcome any situation, however mysterious or insurmountable it may appear to be.

Norman Vincent Peale

To love what you do and feel that it matters, how on earth could anything be more fun !

Katherine Graham

You must think of failure and defeat as the spring boards to new achievements, and to the next level of accomplishment.

Les Brown

Once you have mastered time, you will understand how true it is that most people overestimate what they can accomplish in a year - and underestimate what they can achieve in a decade !

Anthony Robbins

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly.

Langston Hughes

The struggle of the mind to keep itself free from every sort of bondage -- to remain curious, open, unsatiated in all its relations with nature -- is tenfold more difficult than the cultivation of a stable, satisfying point of view, but a thousandfold more precious.

Gardner Murphy

The man who lives without conflict, who lives with beauty and love, is not frightened of death because to love is to die.

Jiddu Krishnamurti

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that frightens us most. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us, it's in all of us. And when we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

Marianne Williamson

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed.

Bambara Proverb

Even though I am nearly deaf, I seem to be gifted with a kind of inner hearing which enables me to detect sounds and noises which the ordinary listener does not hear. quotes

Thomas Jefferson

We are what our thoughts have made us, so take care about that you think.

Swami Vivekananda

Begin with the end in mind.

Stephen Covey

Don't say, "If I could, I would". Say, "If I can, I will".

Jim Rohn

See how nature - trees, flowers, grass - grows in silence , see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence we need silence to be able to touch souls.

Mother Teresa

Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

Josey Wales, The Outlaw Josey Wales (1976)

Love is like a mustard seed, planted by god and watered by men.

Muda Saint Michael

The way to find out about your happiness is to keep your mind on those moments when you feel most happy, when you really are happy -- not excited, not just thrilled, but deeply happy. This requires a little bit of self-analysis. What is it that makes you happy ? Stay with it, no matter what people tell you. This is what I call 'following your bliss'. If you follow your bliss, you put yourself on a kind of track that has been there all the while, waiting for you, and the life that you ought to be living is the one you are living. Wherever you are -- if you are following your bliss, you are enjoying that refreshment, that life within you, all the time.

Joseph Campbell

God is to be worshipped as the one beloved, dearer than everything in this and next life.

Swami Vivekananda

Many receive advice, only the wise profit from it.

Publilius Syrus

Gort ! Klaatu barada nikto !

Helen Benson, The Day The Earth Stood Still (1951)

Fathers are like a lighthouse when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light.

Christy Borgeld

Truth fears no questions.

Unattributed

I have, for many years past, contemplated the noble races of red men who are now spread over these trackless forests and boundless prairies, melting away at the approach of civilization.

George Catlin

I want to be alone.

Grusinskaya, Grand Hotel (1932)

Wisdom is knowledge, rightly applied.

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