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There are never enough I Love You's.

Lenny Bruce

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Love is a moment that lasts forever.

Julie Wittey

Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance.


Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

Abraham Lincoln

It's kind of fun to do the impossible.

Walt Disney

It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated.

Alec Bourne

The measure of a man is the way he bears up under misfortune.


I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom !

Forky, Toy Story 4 (2019)

Once you have mastered time, you will understand how true it is that most people overestimate what they can accomplish in a year - and underestimate what they can achieve in a decade !

Anthony Robbins

Life is not accountable to us. We are accountable to life.

Dennis Waitley

Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort that might have saved the world.

Jane Addams

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

When Harry Met Sally

Action springs not from thought, but from a readiness for responsibility.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Whatever is at the center of our life will be the source of our security, guidance, wisdom, and power.

Stephen Covey

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.

Henry Ford

He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.

Friedrich Nietzsche

The strength of the heart comes from the soundness of the faith.

Saudi Arabian Proverb

Success is dependent upon the glands - sweat glands.

Zig Ziglar

No man ever became great without many and great mistakes.

William E. Gladstone

Your purpose is to make your audience see what you saw, hear what you heard, feel what you felt. Relevant detail, couched in concrete, colorful language, is the best way to recreate the incident as it happened and to picture it for the audience.

Dale Carnegie

Young love is a flame , very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable.

Henry Ward Beecher

Fear is that little darkroom where negatives are made.

Micheal Pritchard

He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is ; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder.

Albert Einstein

It's easier to prepare and prevent, than to repair and repent.


When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion.

Abraham Lincoln

Teaching is only demonstrating that it is possible. Learning is making it possible for yourself.

Paulo Coelho

Nothing succeeds like success.


I believe that every human mind feels pleasure in doing good to another.

Thomas Jefferson

It is easier to suppress the first desire than to satisfy all that follow.


Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.

Zig Ziglar

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child.

Ron Wild

Experience tells you what to do; confidence allows you to do it.

Stan Smith

You gain strength, courage and confidence by every experience in which you stop to look fear in the face.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Title of newspaper article yesterday - Vandals made off with all toilet seats in the local precinct. Police have nothing to go on.


Yes, you can be a dreamer and a doer too, if you will remove one word from your vocabulary : impossible.

Robert H. Schuller

No one can make you jealous, angry, vengeful, or greedy -- unless you let him.

Napoleon Hill

He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.

Samuel Smiles

Good habits are as addictive as bad habits, and a lot more rewarding.

Harvey Mackay

Adventure is worthwhile.

Amelia Earhart

Real love stories never have endings.

Richard Bach

From his neck down a man is worth a couple of dollars a day, from his neck up he is worth anything that his brain can produce.

Thomas Edison

Love is a hole in the heart.

Ben Hecht

No one is more definite about the solution than the one who doesn't understand the problem.

Robert Half

Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.

George F. Will

Find the good -- and praise it.

Alex Haley

I have learned not to worry about love, but to honor it's coming with all my heart.

Alice Walker

Let your imagination release your imprisoned possibilities.

Robert H. Schuller

Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.

John Heywood

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Harold R. McAlindon

Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.

Count Dracula, Dracula (1931)

Follow humbly wherever and to whatever abyss Nature leads, or you shall learn nothing.

Thomas Henry Huxley

The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

John F. Kennedy

We come to beginnings only at the end.

William Bridges

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if there is any reaction, both are transformed.

Carl Jung

To be able to say how much love, is love but little.


If people find fault with you and try to put you into bad light, wrongly slandering and vilifying you, just step back and observe yourself. Don't harbor any dislike, don't enter into it any contests, and don't get upset, angry, or resentful. Just cut right through it and be as if you never or saw it. Eventually malevolent pests will disappear of themselves. If you contend with them, then a bad name will bounce back and forth with never an end in sight.

Master Yuanwu

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing.

Albert Einstein

We can do no great things. Only small things with great love.

Mother Teresa

A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it is committing another mistake.


I have realized god sitting in the temple of every human body, the moment I stand in reverence before every human being and see god in him - that moment I am free from bondage, everything that binds vanishes, and I am free.

Swami Vivekananda

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Rick Blaine, Casablanca (1942)

I have a head for business and a bod for sin.

Tess McGill, Working Girl (1988)

Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal ; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.

Thomas Jefferson

Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that !

Lewis Carroll

We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.

Agnes Repplier

You must consider the bottom line, but make it integrity before profits.

Dennis Waitley

Well done is better than well said.

Benjamin Franklin

Strength is life, weakness is death. Expansion is life, contraction is death. Love is life, hatred is death.

Swami Vivekananda

The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but reveal to them their own.

Benjamin Disraeli

Be strong ! You talk of ghosts and devils. We are the living devils. The sign of life is strength and growth. The sign of death is weakness. Whatever is weak, avoid ! It is death. If it is strength, go down into hell and get hold of it ! There is salvation only for the brave. "None but the brave deserves the fair". None but the bravest deserves salvation.

Swami Vivekananda

Shane ! Shane ! Come back !

Joey Starrett, Shane (1953)

Don't be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

To win without risk is to triumph without glory.

Pierre Corneille

Whenever I think of the past it just brings back so many memories.

Steven Wright

We feel good about ourselves to the exact degree we feel in control of our lives.

Brian Tracy

It is love that makes the impossible possible.

Indian Proverb

Don't water your weeds.

Harvey Mackay

There is no such thing as failure. There are only results.

Anthony Robbins

You'll never plow a field by turning it over in your mind.

Irish Proverb

The glue that holds all relationships together -- including the relationship between the leader and the led is trust, and trust is based on integrity.

Brian Tracy

I am convinced that He ( God ) does not play dice.

Albert Einstein

One who walks the road with love will never walk the road alone.

C. T. Davis

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.

Eden Phillpotts

If money helps a man to do good to others, it is of some value , but if not, it is simply a mass of evil, and the sooner it is got rid of, the better.

Swami Vivekananda

You learn as much from those who have failed as from those who have succeeded.

Michael Johnson

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this ? And radio operates exactly the same way : you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.

Albert Einstein

Kind words conquer.

Tamil Proverb

Never Quit.


Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the the universe.

Albert Einstein

Love is a game that two can play and both win.

Eva Gabor

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in.

Michael Corleone, The Godfather (1990)

If you don't like something, change it , if you can't change it, change the way you think about it.

Mary Engelbreit

It is not length of life, but depth of life.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.

Martin Luther King Jr.

If a child is to keep alive his inborn sense of wonder, he needs the companionship of at least one adult who can share it, rediscovering with him the joy, the excitement, and the mystery of the world we live in.

Rachel Carlson

Who, being loved, is poor ?

Oscar Wilde

You can observe a lot just by watching.

Yogi Berra

The chances are that you have already come to believe that happiness is unattainable. But men have attained it. And they have attained it by realizing that happiness does not spring from the procuring of physical or mental pleasure, but from the development of reason and the adjustment of conduct to principles.

Arnold Bennett

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

Oscar Wilde

And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body, and be yet thankful.

Colossians 315

We always strive after what is forbidden, and desire the things refused us.