Larry the Cable Guy
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Skill and confidence are an unconquered army.
Are you fit company for the person you wish to become ?
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly it is dearness only that gives everything its value.
Don't go through life, grow through life.
Great minds have purposes others have wishes.
If you don't know where you are going, you'll end up someplace else.
A life lived in fear is half lived.
When the going gets tough the tough get going.
The rays of happiness, like those of light, are colorless when unbroken.
Leaders are people who are able to express themselves fully, they know who they are, what their strengths and weaknesses are, and how to fully deploy their strengths and compensate for their weaknesses. They also know what they want, why they want it, and how to communicate what they want to others, in order to gain compensation and support. Finally, they know how to achieve their goals. The key to full self-expression is understanding one's self and the world, and the key to understanding is learning -- from one's own life and experience.
Happiness consists of a solid faith, good health, and a bad memory.
Deep down inside of all of us is the power to accomplish what we want to, if we'll just stop looking elsewhere.
Don't take no for an answer, never submit to failure. Do not be fobbed off with mere personal success or acceptance. You will make all kinds of mistakes, but as long as you are generous and true, and also fierce, you can not hurt the world or even seriously distress her. She was made to be wooed by youth.
Somebody stop me !
All misfortune is but a stepping stone to fortune.
At every moment during our existence we are all called to be leaders, if for no other purpose than to lead ourselves.
To laugh often and love much, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to give one's self, this is to have succeeded.
I don't like the man. I must get to know him better.
You can never be happy at the expense of the happiness of others.
Look, Daddy. Teacher says, Every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings.
Every sale has five basic obstacles : no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
To do great things is difficult, but to command great things is more difficult.
Find something you love to do and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
I am your father.
All work is empty save when there is love.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
We've got this gift of love, but love is like a precious plant. You can't just accept it and leave it in the cupboard or just think it's going to get on by itself. You've got to keep watering it. You've got to really look after it and nurture it.
He who stops being better stops being good.
The greatest sin is to think yourself weak.
Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.
Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers.
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as well as labor does the body.
Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !
Whenever your present situation, I assure you that you are not your habits. You can replace old patterns of self-defeating behavior with new patterns, new habits of the effectiveness, happiness, and trust-based relationships.
We're sisters under the same mink.
Who is the happiest of men ? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though'twere his own.
What is the use of living if it be not to strive for noble causes and to make this muddled world a better place for those who will live in it after we are gone.
Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. Courage is the only thing.
Challenges are what make life interesting , overcoming them is what makes life meaningful.
I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.
Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character.
Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me I lift me lamp beside the golden door.
You only get out what you put in.
Love consists in this, that two solitudes protect and touch and greet each other.
Procrastination is the thief of time.
Today... maybe I can take one step on that profoundly complex path to peace.
Oh, love is real enough, you will find it someday, but it has one archenemy and that is life.
Each human organism is conceived with a potential for becoming a complete human being -- as a seed contains the potential for becoming a complete plant. But his becoming may be completed in an infinite variety of ways.
You're tearing me apart !
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.
The difficulties and distresses to which we have been exposed during the war must now be forgotten. We must endeavor to let our ways be the way of pleasantness and all our paths peace.
There is only one terminal dignity, love. And the story of a love is not important, what is important is that one is capable of love. It is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity.
Only in his own way and not in any other can the one who strives perfect himself. He who lays hold of the rung of his companion and lets go of his own rung, through him neither the one nor the other will be realized.
If you don't set goals, you can't regret not reaching them.
Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind.
The outer forms of our lives can change in an instant, but the inner reorientation that brings us back into a vital relation to people and activity takes time.
If you do not hope, you will not find what is beyond your hopes.
Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds.
She had been forced into prudence in her youth, she learned romance as she grew older - the natural sequence of an unnatural beginning.
Our inheritance of well-founded, slowly conceived codes of honor, morals, and manners, the passionate convictions which so many hundreds of millions share together of the principles of freedom and justice, are far more precious to us than anything which scientific discoveries could bestow.
The show must go on.
We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insolvuble problems.
If you wanna call me that, smile.
A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
Hasta la vista, baby. :
Love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Hatred stirreth up strifes, but love covereth all sins.
La-dee-da, la-dee-da.
Results ? Why, man, I have gotten lots of results ! If I find ways something won't work, I haven't failed
Whatever good things we build end up building us.
And for an hour, for an hour, I'm the best actress in the world.
For changes to be of any true value, they've got to be lasting and consistent.
Success is dependent upon the glands - sweat glands.
Speak what you think today in words as hard as cannon-balls and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today.
How can we remember our ignorance, which our growth requires, when we are using our knowledge all the time ?
The willow knows what the storm does not that the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.
The way to find out about your happiness is to keep your mind on those moments when you feel most happy, when you really are happy -- not excited, not just thrilled, but deeply happy. This requires a little bit of self-analysis. What is it that makes you happy ? Stay with it, no matter what people tell you. This is what I call 'following your bliss'. If you follow your bliss, you put yourself on a kind of track that has been there all the while, waiting for you, and the life that you ought to be living is the one you are living. Wherever you are -- if you are following your bliss, you are enjoying that refreshment, that life within you, all the time.
Don't quit.
Okay, but I get to be on top.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
You do not pay the price of success, you enjoy the price of success.
See how nature - trees, flowers, grass - grows in silence , see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence we need silence to be able to touch souls.
Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
If I can line up the people who, back through the ages, have gone at life in ways I greatly admire, then I can feel their strength supporting me, all their standards and values pointing the way in which I am to go.
If a man hasn't discovered something that he will die for, he isn't fit to live.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.
The ancestor of every action is a thought.
If you refuse to accept anything but the best you very often get it.
Tolerance can lead to learning something.
Growth and change are never easy... If it were easy, you would have done it long ago.
All great truths are simple in final analysis, and easily understood ; if they are not, they are not great truths.
There is time for everything.
Work is love made manifest.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.