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Larry the Cable Guy
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The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
The holiest of holidays are those kept by ourselves in silence and apart, the secret anniversaries of the heart.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
We loved with a love that was more than love.
Edgar Allan Poe
Ninotchka, it's midnight. One half of Paris is making love to the other half.
Count Leon D'Algout, Ninotchka (1939)
Take a watch to pieces and examine, however carefully, its separate parts in turn, and you will never come across the principles by which the watch keeps time.
Sometimes you gotta say, What the fuck.
Miles, Risky Business (1983)
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Forget about it.
Donnie Brasco, Donnie Brasco (1997)
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as if everything is.
All knowledge that the world has ever received comes from the mind, the infinite library of the universe is in our own mind.
We are like tea bags - we don't know our own strength until we're in hot water.
To do great things is difficult, but to command great things is more difficult.
In the eyes of a lover pockmarks are dimples.
The hero is no braver than the ordinary man, but he is brave five minutes longer
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I think therefore I am
There is more to life than increasing its speed.
You have to expect things of yourself before you can do them.
You are a product of your environment. So choose the environment that will best develop you toward your objective. Analyze your life in terms of its environment. Are the things around you helping you toward success -- or are they holding you back ?
W. Clement Stone
Start by doing what is necessary, then what is possible, and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
Francis of Assisi
The Missouri is, perhaps, different in appearance and character from all other rivers in the world. There is a terror in its manner which is sensibly felt, the moment we enter its muddy waters from the Mississippi.
Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.
You always succeed in producing a result.
Only after you challenge your biases and stereotypes-- what Francis Bacon called the 'idols which beset men's minds'--can you help others do the same.
There are two things to aim at in life, first, to get what you want, and after that to to enjoy it.
Logan Pearsall Smith
Be all you can be.
John C. Maxwell
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.
I'm a bit of a P.T Barnum. I make stars out of everyone.
When our actions do not, our fears make us traitors.
There is no luck except where there is discipline.
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.
You create your reality.
Who is blind ? He who can see no other world. Who is dumb ? He who can say nothing pleasant about his lot. Who is poor ? He who is troubled with too many desires. Who is rich ? He who is happy with his lot.
Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life.
William Ellery Channing
No legacy is so rich as honesty.
The first duty of love is to listen.
In life you need either inspiration or desperation.
Nothing is impossible to a willing heart.
Hi-Yo, Silver !
The Lone Ranger, The Lone Ranger (1956)
To succeed you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you.
Where the willingness is great, the difficulties can not be great.
Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody is watching.
Life is the first gift, love is the second.
Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child.
Instruction does not prevent wasted time or mistakes, and mistakes themselves are often the best teachers of all.
James Anthony Froude
What comes from the heart, touches the heart.
Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.
If there is one word that you find coming out like a bomb from the upanishads, bursting like a bombshell upon masses of ignorance, it is the word fearlessness.
In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it.
Norman Vincent Peale
Personally, I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
There are only two things more beautiful than a good gun, a swiss watch and a woman from anywhere.
Cherry Valance, Red River (1948)
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Peace can not be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.
The ladder of success is never crowded at the top.
The idea of working all your life, saving, and putting money into a retirement account is a very slow plan.
Robert T. Kiyosaki
Commit yourself to a dream nobody who tries to do something great but fails is a total failure. Why ? Because he can always rest assured that he succeeded in life's most important battle -- he defeated the fear of trying.
Robert H. Schuller
Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
Alfred Lord Tennyson
Friends are made by many acts and lost by only one.
Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?
Lady Lou, She Done Him Wrong (1933)
What is strength without a double share of wisdom ?
Ultimately we know deeply that the other side of every fear is a freedom.
Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.
That'll do, pig. That'll do.
Farmer Hoggett, Babe (1995)
Merchants have no country. The mere spot they stand on does not constitute so strong an attachment as that from which they draw their gains.
Actions speak louder than words.
To live a creative life we must lose our fear of being wrong.
Joseph Chilton Pearce
Virtuous and wise he was, but not severe , He still remember'd that he once was young.
Things do not change we change.
Henry David Thoreau
I can change. I can live out my imagination instead of my memory. I can tie myself to my limitless potential instead of my limiting past.
Love is my religion, I could die for it.
Trust in yourself. Your perceptions are often far more accurate than you are willing to believe.
When I exercise, I wear all black. Its like a funeral for my fat.
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead. His eyes are closed.
Go forward confidently, energetically attacking problems, expecting favorable outcomes.
Norman Vincent Peale
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable man adapts the world to himself. All progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw
Everybody forgets the basic thing, people are not going to love you unless you love them.
Mama says, Stupid is as stupid does.
Young Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump (1994)
If you can't accept losing, you can't win.
"I am the thread that runs through all these pearls", and each pearl is a religion or even a sect thereof. Such are the different pearls, and god is the thread that runs through all of them, most people, however, are entirely unconscious of it.
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be and he will become as he can and should be.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Only when all contribute their firewood can they build up a strong fire.
Beware what you set your heart upon, for it surely shall be yours.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
When people are like each other they tend to like each other.
Men stumble over the truth from time to time but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened.
You will become as small as your controlling desire, as great as your dominant aspiration.
Love is a force more formidable than any other. It is invisible - it can not be seen or measured - yet it is powerful enough to transform you in a moment, and offer you more than any material possession ever could.
Barbara De Angelis
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery
We can always redeem the man who aspires and strives.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it true. You may have to work for it, however.
Love works in miracles every day, such as weakening the strong, and stretching the weak , making fools of the wise, and wise men of fools , favoring the passions, destroying reason, and in a word, turning everything topsy-turvy.
Marguerite De Valois
You may be on the right track, but if you just sit there you'll get run over.
Paul H. Dunn
I live a very dull life here, indeed I think I am more like a state prisoner than anything else.
Whenever I think of the past it just brings back so many memories.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
Sherlock Holmes, The Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes (1939)
Never live in the past but always learn from it.
I love thee with the breath, smiles, tears of all my life.