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If you're going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.

Marie Osmond

In the arena of human life the honors and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities in action

Aristotle

I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !

Sugarpuss O'Shea, Ball Of Fire (1941)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

Samuel Johnson

There are so many things that we wish we had done yesterday, so few that we feel like doing today.

John Milton

A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service and compassion are the things which renew humanity.

Buddha

There is something that is much more scarce, something rarer than ability. It is the ability to recognize ability.

Robert Half

Whoever renders service to many puts himself in line for greatness -- great wealth, great return, great satisfaction, great reputation, and great joy.

Jim Rohn

Stella ! Hey, Stella !

Stanley Kowalski, A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

Rosebud.

Charles Foster Kane, Citizen Kane (1941)

Feelings of worth can flourish only in an atmosphere where individual differences are appreciated, mistakes are tolerated, communication is open, and rules are flexible - the kind of atmosphere that is found in a nurturing family.

Virginia Satir

I am the captain of my soul.

William Ernest Henley

Immaturity can last a lifetime.

Robert Half

Adversity is wont to reveal genius, prosperity to hide it.

Horace

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success.

Albert Schweitzer

In dreams and in love there are no impossibilities.

Janos Arany

It is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich.

Henry Ward Beecher

Along with trustworthiness, consistency is the thing to look for when you surround yourself with people who can help you on your quest.

Michael Johnson

Effective communication is 20% what you know and 80% how you feel about what you know.

Jim Rohn

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.

Mahatma Gandhi

For anything worth having one must pay the price; and the price is always work, patience, love, self-sacrifice. No paper currency, no promises to pay, but the gold of real service.

John Burroughs

We are what and where we are because we have first imagined it.

Donald Curtis

A boy's best friend is his mother.

Norman Bates, Psycho (1960)

Kid, the next time I say, Let's go someplace like Bolivia, let's go someplace like Bolivia.

Butch Cassidy, Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid (1969)

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.

Albert Schweitzer

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.

Henry J. Kaiser

I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed We hold these truths to be self-evident , that all men are created equal.

Martin Luther King Jr.

To me, the idea and expectation that the day is slowly and surely coming when we will be able to honestly say we are our brother's keeper and not his oppressor is very beautiful.

Thomas Edison

Immature love says, I love you because I need you. Mature love says, I need you because I love you.

Erich Fromm

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.

Mother Teresa

Leadership is a secret ingredient that goes into failure. But it's only kept a secret from the person who fails.

Robert Half

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, " What's in it for me ? ".

Brian Tracy

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.

Edgar Allan Poe

A heart as soft, a heart as kind, a heart as sound and free as in the whole world thou canst find that heart I'll give to thee.

Robert Herrick

No legacy is so rich as honesty.

William Shakespeare

See how nature - trees, flowers, grass - grows in silence , see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence we need silence to be able to touch souls.

Mother Teresa

Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Beauty killed the Beast.

Carl Denham, King Kong (1933)

There is no remedy for love but to love more.

Thoreau

Between stimulus and response, one has the freedom to choose.

Stephen Covey

Fear is met and destroyed with courage. Again and again, when the struggle seems hopeless and all opportunity lost, some man or women with a little more courage, a little more effort, brings victory.

James F. Bell

If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, then we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it.

Paul "Bear" Bryant

The aims and ideals that move us are generated by imagination. But they are not made out of imaginary stuff. They are made out of the hard stuff of the world of physical and social experience.

John Dewey

Censure is often useful, praise often deceitful.

Winston Churchill

Failure defeats losers, failure inspires winners.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am resolved that I will not through my humility become the devil's attorney. I will endeavor to speak a good word for the truth.

Henry David Thoreau

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve.

Napoleon Hill

Nothing in the world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not, nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not, unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not, the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.

Calvin Coolidge

There is no point at which you can say 'Well, I'm successful now. I might as well take a nap.'

Carrie Fisher

Love is not only something you feel. It's something you do.

David Wilkerson

Some people enter our lives and leave almost instantly. Others stay, and forge such an impression on our heart and soul, we are changed forever.

Unknown

It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.

Judith Martin

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return.

Natalie Cole

Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.

Edmund Burke

Growth and change are never easy... If it were easy, you would have done it long ago.

Lawrence LeShan

Much as we may wish to make a new beginning, some part of us resists doing so as though we were making the first step toward disaster.

William Bridges

Unless we think of others and do something for them, we miss one of the greatest sources of happiness.

Ray Lyman Wilbur

We came to enjoy, we are being enjoyed. We came to rule, we are being ruled. We came to work, we are being worked. All the time, we find that. And this comes into every detail of our life.

Swami Vivekananda

To succeed you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you.

Tony Dorsett

No disguise can long conceal love where it exists, or long feign it where it is lacking.

La Rochefoucauld

No one can make you jealous, angry, vengeful, or greedy -- unless you let him.

Napoleon Hill

To catch lots of fish, you must first go to the water. To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily. To not dare is to lose oneself.

Soren Kierkegaard

A man can succeed at almost anything for which he has unlimited enthusiasm.

Charles M. Schwab

Only a fool knows everything. A wise man knows how little he knows.

Anonymous

Never bring the problem solving stage into the decision making stage. Otherwise, you surrender yourself to the problem rather than the solution.

Robert H. Schuller

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.

William A. Ward

The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.

Jacques Benigne Bossuel

The best way to find yourself, is to lose yourself in the service of others.

Mahatma Gandhi

For every disciplined effort there is a multiple reward.

Jim Rohn

Again and again, the impossible problem is solved when we see that the problem is only a tough decision waiting to be made.

Robert H. Schuller

Keys to success : Research your ideas, plan for success, expect success, and just do it.

John S. Hinds

You can be greater than anything that can happen to you.

Norman Vincent Peale

The art of love, is largely the art of persistence.

Albert Ellis

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart.

Benjamin Franklin

And let it spring from love, born out of concern for all beings.

Buddha

You think of yourself as a colored man. I think of myself as a man.

John Wade Prentice, Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (1967)

Love is the only rational act.

Morrie Schwarz

Each human organism is conceived with a potential for becoming a complete human being -- as a seed contains the potential for becoming a complete plant. But his becoming may be completed in an infinite variety of ways.

Francis Wilson

Love is made by two people, in different kinds of solitude. It can be in a crowd, but in an oblivious crowd.

Louis Aragon

What comes from the heart, touches the heart.

Don Sibet

When you work, work, and when you play, play, dont get the two mixed up

Jim Rohn

If you're proactive, you don't have to wait for circumstances or other people to create perspective expanding experiences. You can consciously create your own.

Stephen Covey

Let he him who would be moved to convince others, be first moved to convince himself.

Thomas Carlyle

When one door of happiness closes, another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.

Helen Keller

Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression, in order that every man present his views without penalty, there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.

Albert Einstein

All men are created equal. Government by consent of the governed. Give me liberty or give me death. And those are not just clever words, and those are not just empty theories.

Lyndon Johnson

Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.

John Wooden

The biggest room in the world is the room for improvement.

Anonymous

It's to be expected that you make mistakes when you're breaking new ground.

Jerry Greenfield

You can get everything in life you want if you will just help enough other people get what they want.

Zig Ziglar

Stand as a rock , you are indestructible. You are the Self ( atman ) , the god of the universe.

Swami Vivekananda

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.

Blanche Dubois, A Streetcar Named Desire (1951)

Nothing is more honorable than enlightenment, nothing is more beautiful than virtue.

Mingjiao

Tomorrow will be like today. Life wastes itself while we are preparing to live. Our friends and fellow-workers die off from us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging.

Denis Healey

By asking the question " How can I afford it ? " your brain is put to work.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

Alvy Singer, Annie Hall (1977)

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.

Lao Tzu

To live for results would be to sentence myself to continuous frustration. My only sure reward is in my actions and not from them.

Hugh Prather

The man of virtue makes the difficulty to be overcome his first business, and success only a subsequent consideration.

Confucius