If we are going to teach 'creation science' as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.
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To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
Love always creates, it never destroys. In this lie's man's only promise.
The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.
Richard B. Sheridan
And now here is my secret, a very simple secret. It is only with the heart that one can see rightly, what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Be Here Now.
Do what you love and the money will follow
Happiness can be defined, in part at least, as the fruit of the desire and ability to sacrifice what we want now for what we want eventually.
Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.
Things turn out best for people who make the best of the way things turn out.
Dependent people need others to get what they want. Independent people can get what they want through their own efforts. Interdependent people combine their own efforts with the efforts of others to achieve their greatest success.
You can't build a reputation on what you're going to do.
If you want a do-right woman, you have to be a do-right man
It is easier to suppress the first desire than to satisfy all that follow.
The only good luck many great men ever had was being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.
Expect the best, plan for the worst, and prepare to be surprised.
Some people enter our lives and leave almost instantly. Others stay, and forge such an impression on our heart and soul, we are changed forever.
Many people may listen, but few people actually hear.
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever.
Lorelei, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me ?
Jack Byrnes, Meet The Parents (2000)
We carry the seeds of happiness with us wherever we go.
Be patient with your enemies and forgiving of your friends.
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations – it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.
J. Stuart Keate
A ship is safe in harbor, but thats not what ships are for.
The way to happiness : keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry. Live simply, expect little, give much. Fill your life with love. Scatter sunshine. Forget self, think of others. Do as you would be done by. Try this for a week and you will be surprised.
Norman Vincent Peale
Find the good -- and praise it.
If I am pressed to say why I loved him, I feel it can only be explained by replying. Because it was he, because it was me.
You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
You are what you think you are.
We can help others in the world more by making the most of yourself than in any other way.
If you command wisely, you'll be obeyed cheerfully.
When I hear somebody sigh, Life is hard, I am always tempted to ask, Compared to what ?
Sydney J. Harris
What we see depends mainly on what we look for.
I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
A wise man adapts himself to circumstances as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it.
To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Veronica Quaife, The Fly (1986)
You're gonna have to learn your cliches. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to learn them, you're gonna have to know them. They're your friends. Write this down: "We gotta play 'em one day at a time."
If it matters to you, you will find a way. If it doesn't you will find an excuse
His eyes have made love to me all evening.
Marguerite Gautier, Camille (1936)
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
I deal with the obvious. I present, reiterate and glorify the obvious -- because the obvious is what people need to be told.
One lie ruins a thousand truths.
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is to love and be loved in return.
Failure is only the opportunity to begin again, this time more wisely.
Was there ever a more horrible blasphemy than the statement that all the knowledge of god is confined to this or that book ? How dare men call god infinite, and yet try to compress him within the covers of a little book !
Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion
The more connections you and your lover make, not just between your bodies, but between your minds, your hearts, and your souls, the more you will strengthen the fabric of your relationship, and the more real moments you will experience together.
Barbara De Angelis
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
Every shot you don't take is a guaranteed miss.
We love because it's the only true adventure.
It means a great deal to those who are oppressed to know that they are not alone. And never let anyone tell you that what you are doing is insignificant. Bishop
Friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life.
Someday, man will harness the rise and fall of the tides, imprison the power of the sun, and release atomic power.
In matters of style, swim with the current, in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
Love is like a mustard seed, planted by god and watered by men.
Muda Saint Michael
Love works a different way in different minds, the fool it enlightens and the wise it blinds.
Adversity is wont to reveal genius, prosperity to hide it.
Snap out of it !
Loretta Castorini, Moonstruck (1987)
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
It's always darkest before the dawn.
Go to the people. Learn from them. Live with them. Start with what they know. Build with what they have. The best of leaders when the job is done, when the task is accomplished, the people will say we have done it ourselves.
Nothing could be worse than the fear that one had given up too soon, and left one unexpended effort that might have saved the world.
Nothing is worth more than this day.
Johann Wolfgang Van Goethe
The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.
Without continuous personal development, you are now all that you will ever become, and hell starts when the person you are meets the person you could have been.
There are two ways of meeting difficulties you alter the difficulties, or you alter yourself to meet them.
Rough spots sharpen our performance. And more often than not, obstacles can be turned into advantages. You just can't let your disappointment get in the way.
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant.
Robert Louis Stevenson
Courage is a moral quality , it is not a chance gift of nature like an aptitude for games. It is a cold choice between two alternatives, the fixed resolve not to quit , an act of renunciation which must be made not once but many times by the power of the will. Courage is will power.
Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal ; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.
The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.
John F. Kennedy
I can't believe it. Right here where we live -- right here in St. Louis.
Esther Smith, Meet Me In St. Louis (1944)
I do not believe in styles anymore. I do not believe that there is such a thing as the Chinese way of fighting or the Japanese way of fighting, or any other way of fighting, because unless a human being has three arms and four legs, there can be no different form of fighting.
To me, ultimately, martial art means honestly expressing yourself.
Believe it is possible to solve your problem. Tremendous things happen to the believer. So believe the answer will come. It will.
Norman Vincent Peale
Let us more and more insist on raising funds of love, of kindness, of understanding, of peace.
What is tolerance ? It is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error , let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly - that is the first law of nature.
Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be happy. You deserve delight.
Mark Victor Hansen
If you think you can, or you think you can't, you're probably right.
I'd rather see a sermon than hear one any day , I'd rather have one walk beside me than merely point the way.
David O. McKay
Give a man a fish and he will eat for the day, teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
Arthur 'Cody' Jarrett, White Heat (1949)
That which does not kill you makes you stronger.
What we can or can not do, what we consider possible or impossible, is rarely a function of our true capability. It is more likely a function of our beliefs about who we are.
Reduce your plan to writing. The moment you complete this, you will have definitely given concrete form to the intangible desire.
Love to faults is always blind. Always is to joy inclined, winged, and unconfined. And breaks all chains from every mind.
There is a law that man should love his neighbor as himself. In a few hundred years it should be as natural to mankind as breathing or the upright gait, but if he does not learn it, he must perish.
Silence is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear.
All misfortune is but a stepping stone to fortune.
Henry David Thoreau
True success is overcoming the fear of being unsuccessful.
Do it now !
Take advantage of every opportunity to practice your communication skills so that when important occasions arise, you will have the gift, the style, the sharpness, the clarity, and the emotions to affect other people.
When you drop a pebble into a pool of water, the pebble starts a series of ripples that expand until they encompass the whole pool. This is exactly what will happen when I give my ideas a definite plan of action. Right now I can project my thoughts into the future. I can see ahead of me. I dream, I am not easily discouraged, readily visualize myself as overcoming obstacles, winning out over setbacks, achieving impossible objectives.
Most people who succeed in the face of seemingly impossible conditions are people who simply don't know how to quit.
Robert H. Schuller
Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.
The person who tries to live alone will not succeed as a human being. His heart withers if it does not answer another heart. His mind shrinks away if he hears only the echoes of his own thoughts and finds no other inspiration.
People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.