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Jerry Seinfeld

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At ten years old I actually thought that the reason I was getting glasses was that I couldn't tell what my parents looked like, because every time I asked my mother to buy me something she'd say, 'What do I look like - a bank ?'

Jerry Seinfeld

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Must you flirt ?

Ninotchka, Leon (1939)

We are limited but we can push back the borders of our limitations.

Stephen Covey

We rob banks.

Clyde Barrow, Bonnie And Clyde (1967)

Find the good -- and praise it.

Alex Haley

The first duty of love is to listen.

Paul Tillich

Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle.

Abraham Lincoln

Your current safe boundaries were once unknown frontiers.

Anonymous

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.

Mahatma Gandhi

Change your thoughts and you change your world.

Norman Vincent Peale

Remember happiness doesn't depend on who you are or what you have, it depends solely upon what you think.

Dale Carnegie

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

Samuel Beckett

Who dares to teach must never cease to learn.

John Cotton Dana

Those convinced against their will are of the same opinion still.

Dale Carnegie

Where old age is evil, youth can learn no good.

English Proverb

Coming together is a beginning keeping together is progress working together is success.

Henry Ford

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

Winston Churchill

I've found that luck is quite predictable. If you want more luck, take more chances. Be more active. Show up more often.

Brian Tracy

Our life is what our thoughts make it.

Marcus Aurelius

There are never enough I Love You's.

Lenny Bruce

When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.

Anonymous

What ever you are be a good one.

Abraham Lincoln

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life - It goes on.

Robert Frost

Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Submit to love faithfully and it gives a person joy. It intoxicates, it envelops, it isolates. It creates fragrance in the air, ardour from coldness, it beautifies everything around it.

Leos Janacek

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.

Kahil Gibran

Anonymity is your friend. Hmmm.. If someone adds an item to this list without knowing who "Larry" is... Is this still a list of Larryisms?

Larry Smith

There are simply too many notes.

Emperor Joseph II, Amadeus (1984)

Where there is love there is no darkness.

Burundi Proverb

The best and most beautiful things in the world can not be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.

Helen Keller

If we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find we have lost the future.

Winston Churchill

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Mark Twain

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't wish it were easier, wish you were better.

Jim Rohn

It means a great deal to those who are oppressed to know that they are not alone. And never let anyone tell you that what you are doing is insignificant. Bishop

Desmond Tutu

So whether or not we can get together, remember well that art lives where absolute freedom is. With all the training thrown to nowhere, with a mind perfectly unaware of its own working, with the self vanishing nowhere the art of JKD attains its perfection.

Bruce Lee

Until man duplicates a blade of grass, nature can laugh at his so-called scientific knowledge.

Thomas Edison

I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk !

Sugarpuss O'Shea, Ball Of Fire (1941)

I have realized god sitting in the temple of every human body, the moment I stand in reverence before every human being and see god in him - that moment I am free from bondage, everything that binds vanishes, and I am free.

Swami Vivekananda

The minute I heard my first love story I started looking for you, not knowing how blind that was. Lovers don't finally meet somewhere, they're in each other all along.

Rumi

There is no substitute for hard work.

Thomas Edison

One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.

Helen Keller

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional.

Unknown

Where there is life, there is hope. Where there are hopes, there are dreams. Where there are vivid dreams repeated, they become goals. Goals become the action plans and game plans that winners dwell on in intricate detail, knowing that achievement is almost automatic when the goal becomes an inner commitment. The response to the challenges of life -- purpose -- is the healing balm that enables each of us to face up to adversity and strife.

Dennis Waitley

The only genuine love worthy of a name is unconditional.

John Powell

To succeed... you need to find something to hold on to, something to motivate you, something to inspire you.

Tony Dorsett

Do it now !

Napoleon Hill

We have only one reality, and that is here and now. What we miss by our evasions will never return, but if we squander ourselves, then too we lose being. Each day is precious a moment can be everything.

Karl Jaspers

Practice loving people. It is true that this requires effort and continued practice, for some are not very lovable, or so it seems - with emphasis on "seems". Every person has lovable qualities when you really learn to know him.

Norman Vincent Peale

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me I lift me lamp beside the golden door.

Emma Lazarus

My friends are my estate.

Emily Dickinson

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win.

Margaret Thatcher

We must be the change we wish to see.

Mahatma Gandhi

Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.

Confucius

I think there is something, more important than believing : Action ! The world is full of dreamers, there aren't enough who will move ahead and begin to take concrete steps to actualize their vision.

W. Clement Stone

I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.

Kyle Schmidt

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.

Robert G. Ingersoll

The significance of a man is not in what he attains but in what he longs to attain.

Kahlil Gibran

Ask for advice but do what you think is best.

Greek Proverb

It's easier to prepare and prevent, than to repair and repent.

Anonymous

Love is a thing, well, it's kind of like quicksand. The more you are in it, the deeper you sink. And when it hits you, you've just got to fall.

UB40

An executive is a person who always decides , sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.

John H. Patterson

Anything is possible.

Unknown

I feel like a tiny bird with a big song !

Jerry Van Amerongen

If you wanna call me that, smile.

The Virginian, The Virginian (1929)

Money without brains is always dangerous.

Napoleon Hill

My precious.

Gollum, The Lord Of The Rings (2002)

Example sheds a genial ray which men are apt to borrow, so first improve yourself today, and then your friends tomorrow.

Anonymous

I am your father.

Darth Vader, Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Average investors are on the outside trying to look into the inside of the company or property they are investing in.

Robert T. Kiyosaki

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

Les Brown

Concentration of wealth and power has been built upon other people's money, other people's business, other people's labor. Under this concentration, independent business has been a menace to American society.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

George Santayana

When you work, work, and when you play, play, dont get the two mixed up

Jim Rohn

Love does not conquer all things, but it does set all things right.

Unknown

Wealth is the product of man's ability to think.

Ayn Rand

How we spend our days is of course how we spend our lives.

Annie Dillard

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it , if you can dream it, you can become it.

William Arthur Ward

Don't ask for a light load, but rather ask for a strong back.

Anonymous

You can have everything in life you want if you'll just help enough other people get what they want.

Zig Ziglar

In essence, if we want to direct our lives, we must take control of our consistent actions. It's not what we do once in a while that shapes our lives, but what we do consistently.

Anthony Robbins

To love what you do and feel that it matters, how on earth could anything be more fun !

Katherine Graham

Ideas won't keep, something must be done about them.

Alfred Whitefield

Do not wait for ideal circumstances, they will never come, nor for the best opportunities.

Janet Erskine Stuart

Everything is created twice -- first mentally, then physically.

Greg Anderson

Sign: "Illiterate? Write for free help."

Unknown

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

Anonymous

The pain of love is the pain of being alive. It is a perpetual wound.

Maureen Duffy

If you face a delicate situation, don't go into it wearing your spurs or you'll rip it apart. Instead, dress for the occasion. Cloak yourself in diplomacy. Vest yourself with wisdom, and wear a smile.

Anne Mackay Thompson

You cannot discover new oceans unless you have the courage to lose site of the shore.

Unknown

Many have encountered and overcome the challenge of homelessness Many men go fishing all their lives not knowing it is not fish they are after.

Henry David Thoreau

The show must go on.

Proverb

Whoever said anybody has a right to give up ?

Marian Wright Edelman

Everything in the world we want to do or get done, we must do with and through people.

Earl Nightingale

Love is a daily, mutual exchange of value.

Dennis Waitley

You learn as much from those who have failed as from those who have succeeded.

Michael Johnson

Doomed are the hotheads ! Unhappy are they who lose their cool and are too proud to say, ''I'm sorry. ''

Robert H. Schuller

Stand up, be bold, be strong. Take the whole responsibility on your own shoulders, and know that you are the creator of your own destiny. All the strength and succor you want is within yourself. Therefore, make your own future.

Swami Vivekananda

Your world is a living expression of how you are using and have used your mind

Earl Nightingale

If to do good were easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men's cottages princes' palaces.

William Shakespeare