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At ten years old I actually thought that the reason I was getting glasses was that I couldn't tell what my parents looked like, because every time I asked my mother to buy me something she'd say, 'What do I look like - a bank ?'

Jerry Seinfeld

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Now is wanted intense karma-yoga with unbounded courage and indomitable strength in the heart. Then only will the people of the country be roused.

Swami Vivekananda

Out of need springs desire, and out of desire springs the energy and the will to win.

Dennis Waitley

I don't like the man. I must get to know him better.

Abraham Lincoln

Procrastination is opportunities natural assassin.

Victor Kiam

Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

Maximus, Gladiator (2000)

The pessimist complains about the wind. The optimist expects it to change. The leader adjusts the sails.

John Maxwell

The past does not equal the future.

Anthony Robbins

And let the peace of God rule in your hearts, to the which also ye are called in one body, and be yet thankful.

Colossians 315

What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.

Confucius

You gain strength, courage, and confidence by every experience in which you really stop to look fear in the face.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Love knows no bounds.

Unknown

Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare.

Japanese Proverb

I love great music and art, but I think 'cubist' songs and paintings are hideous.

Thomas Edison

Perfect love can not be without equality.

Scottish Proverb

Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.

H. Jackson Brown

The secret of education lies in respecting the student.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something else.

Lee Iacocca

There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.

Unknown

Education means inspiring someones mind, not just filling their head.

Katie Lusk

Hey, lady !

Herbert H. Heebert, The Ladies Man (1961)

You don't use a hammer to tighten a screw.

Susan Podziba

If we all worked on the assumption that what is accepted as true were really true, there would be little hope of advance.

Orville Wright

Why don't you come up sometime and see me ?

Lady Lou, She Done Him Wrong (1933)

Hatred paralyzes life, love releases it. Hatred confuses life, love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life, love illumines it.

Martin Luther King Jr.

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Martin Brody, Jaws (1975)

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.

Albert Einstein

To go against the dominant thinking of your friends, of most of the people you see every day, is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can perform.

Theodore H. White

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.

Abraham Lincoln

I never could have done without the habits of punctuality, order and diligence the determination to concentrate myself on one subject at a time.

Charles Dickens

To be able to say how much love, is love but little.

Petrarch

Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the last time.

Casablanca

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. One man tells a lie, dozens repeat it as the truth.

Chinese Proverb

Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into !

Oliver, Sons Of The Desert (1933)

Some succeed because they are destined. Some succeed because they are determined.

Unknown

Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.

Geri Weitzman

The world belongs to the energetic.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Good morning, Vietnam !

Adrian Kronauer, Good Morning (1987)

I become a waterwheel, turning and tasting you, as long as water moves.

Rumi

Action may not always bring happiness , but there is no happiness without action.

Benjamin Disraeli

They call me Mister Tibbs !

Virgil Tibbs, In The Heat Of The Night (1967)

There is no education like adversity.

Benjamin Disraeli

Every shot you don't take is a guaranteed miss.

Richard Saunders

Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world.

Rick Blaine, Casablanca (1942)

As a cure for worrying, work is far better than whiskey. I always found that, if I began to worry, the best thing I could do was focus upon doing something useful and then work very hard at it. Soon, I would forget what was troubling me.

Thomas Edison

This kind of certainty comes but just once in a lifetime.

Robert Kincaid

Someday, man will harness the rise and fall of the tides, imprison the power of the sun, and release atomic power.

Thomas Edison

Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

Winston Churchill

What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

When fate hands us a lemon, let's try to make a lemonade.

Dale Carnegie

Keep the Faith.

Unknown

But we can not avoid conflict, conflict with society, other individuals and with oneself. Conflicts may be the sources of defeat, lost life and a limitation of our potentiality but they may also lead to greater depth of living and the birth of more far-reaching unities, which flourish in the tensions that engender them.

Karl Jaspers

We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can not do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Between stimulus and response is our greatest power -- the freedom to choose.

Stephen Covey

Yo, Adrian !

Rocky Balboa, Rocky (1976)

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

Napoleon Hill

I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or catholics.

Isaac Davis, Manhattan (1979)

Astrology and all these mystical things are generally signs of a weak mind, therefore as soon as they are becoming prominent in our minds, we should see a physician, take good food, and rest.

Swami Vivekananda

The price of success is hard work, dedication to the job at hand, and the determination that whether we win or lose, we have applied the best of ourselves to the task at hand.

Vince Lombardi

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.

Cullen Hightower

One who seeks no friends is his own enemy.

Russian Proverb

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

Eleanor Roosevelt

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Mark Twain

Love isn't decent. Love is glorious and shameless.

Elizabeth Von Arnim

Find the person who will love you because of your differences and not in spite of them and you have found a lover for life.

Leo Buscaglia

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed, to me I lift me lamp beside the golden door.

Emma Lazarus

Old love does not rust.

Estonian Proverb

Hope is like a bird that senses the dawn and carefully starts to sing while it is still dark.

Anonymous

A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron.

Horace Mann

Love is the greatest refreshment in life.

Picasso

Gobble gobble, gobble gobble. We accept her. One of us, one of us.

Freaks, Freaks (1932)

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it.

William A. Ward

Discontent is the source of all trouble, but also of all progress, in individuals and nations.

Berthold Auerbach

Charity is injurious unless it helps the recipient to become independent of it.

John Davidson Rockefeller

Immaturity can last a lifetime.

Robert Half

Every artist was first an amateur.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not let what you can not do interfere with what you can do.

John Wooden

Concentration of wealth and power has been built upon other people's money, other people's business, other people's labor. Under this concentration, independent business has been a menace to American society.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Better to be king for a night than schmuck for a lifetime.

Rupert Pupkin, The King Of Comedy (1983)

The reduction of the universe to a single being, the expansion of a single being even to God, this is love.

Victor Hugo

Let he him who would be moved to convince others, be first moved to convince himself.

Thomas Carlyle

Anyone who thinks the sky is the limit, has limited imagination.

Anonymous

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life - It goes on.

Robert Frost

If thou must love me, let it be for nought, except for love's sake only. Do not say, I love her for her smile, her look, her way of speaking gently, for a trick of thought that falls in well with mine, and, certes, brought a sense of pleasant ease on such a day. For these things in themselves, beloved, may be changed, or change for thee, and love so wrought, may be unwrought so.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise.

Woodrow Wilson

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born.

Dale E. Turner

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through the snow.

Jeff Valdez

Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

It's not what you've got, it's what you use that makes a difference.

Zig Ziglar

There is no security on this earth ; there is only opportunity.

Douglas MacArthur

Love sees roses without thorns.

German Proverb

The Crows are very handsome and gentlemanly Indians in their personal appearance and have been always reputed, since the first acquaintance made with them, very civil and friendly.

George Catlin

The brain and muscles must develop simultaneously. Iron nerves with an intelligent brain - and the whole world is at your feet.

Swami Vivekananda

Change yourself, change your fortunes.

Portuguese Proverb

He who hesitates is lost !

Proverb

Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them become what they are capable of becoming.

Goethe

To love is to place our happiness in the happiness of another.

Gottfried Wilhem Von Leibniz

Difficulties, by bracing the mind to overcome them, assist cheerfulness, as exercise assists digestion.

Christian Nestell Bovee

We are all born for love, it is the principle existence and it's only end.

Benjamin Disraeli