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At ten years old I actually thought that the reason I was getting glasses was that I couldn't tell what my parents looked like, because every time I asked my mother to buy me something she'd say, 'What do I look like - a bank ?'

Jerry Seinfeld

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You can have anything you want ? if you want it badly enough. You can be anything you want to be, do anything you set out to accomplish if you hold to that desire with singleness of purpose.

Abraham Lincoln

Giving people a little more than they expect is a good way to get back more than you'd expect.

Robert Half

Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them, a desire, a dream, a vision.

Muhammad Ali

Failure is a detour, not a dead-end street.

Zig Ziglar

He is an atheist who does not believe in himself. The old religions said that he was an atheist who did not believe in god. The new religion says that he is an atheist who does not believe in himself.

Swami Vivekananda

Genius is one per cent inspiration and ninety-nine per cent perspiration. Accordingly, a 'genius' is often merely a talented person who has done all of his or her homework.

Thomas Edison

When you wholeheartedly adopt a 'with all your heart' attitude and go all out with the positive principle, you can do incredible things.

Norman Vincent Peale

Besides the short catnaps I take each day, I average about four to five hours of sleep per night.

Thomas Edison

Am I motivated by what I really want out of life or am I mass-motivated ?

Earl Nightingale

Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up.

Thomas Edison

Thinking will not overcome fear but action will.

W. Clement Stone

We are all inventors, each sailing out on a voyage of discovery, guided each by a private chart, of which there is no duplicate. The world is all gates, all opportunities.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Why should a man be moral ? Because this strengthens his will.

Swami Vivekananda

Your thoughts are the architects of your destiny.

David O. McKay

A heart as soft, a heart as kind, a heart as sound and free as in the whole world thou canst find that heart I'll give to thee.

Robert Herrick

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him.

Aldous Huxley

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday.

Napoleon Hill

The battle is all over except the "shouting" when one knows what is wanted and has made up his mind to get it, whatever the price may be.

Napoleon Hill

If you love someone, set them free.

Sting

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect.

Mark Twain

Do not let the reasons for your challenges become the excuses for your failure.

Laura Frith

Are you bored with life ? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours.

Dale Carnegie

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.

James Dean

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence.

Helen Keller

Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.

Kahil Gibran

Happiness is a choice.

Barry Neil Kaufman

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness , it is generally the by- product of other activities.

Aldous Huxley

We can let circumstances rule us, or we can take charge and rule our lives from within

Earl Nightingale

Even though I am nearly deaf, I seem to be gifted with a kind of inner hearing which enables me to detect sounds and noises which the ordinary person does not hear.

Thomas Edison

Wealth is the product of man's ability to think.

Ayn Rand

Come forth into the light of things , Let nature be your Teacher.

William Wordsworth

Success is the proper utilization of failure.

Anonymous

My principal business is giving commercial value to the brilliant - but misdirected - ideas of others.

Thomas Edison

The world belongs to the energetic.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

My precious.

Gollum, The Lord Of The Rings (2002)

An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, 'What's in it for me?'

Brian Tracy

Yo, Adrian !

Rocky Balboa, Rocky (1976)

The mind, ever the willing servant, will respond to boldness, for boldness, in effect, is a command to deliver mental resources.

Norman Vincent Peale

All the negative thoughts and ideas that are in the world have proceeded from this evil spirit of fear. Are people so afraid ? The answer is that they have made themselves helpless and dependent on others

Swami Vivekananda

Love, a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.

Ambrose Bierce

Every time an artist dies, part of the vision of mankind passes with him.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

Albert Einstein

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail.

Napoleon Hill

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain !

The Wizard Of Oz, The Wizard Of Oz (1939)

You complete me.

Jerry Maguire

We must be the change we wish to see.

Mahatma Gandhi

He who has hope has everything.

Arabian Proverb

Everything in the world we want to do or get done, we must do with and through people.

Earl Nightingale

No man is free who is not master of himself.

Epictetus

My father taught me to work ; he did not teach me to love it.

Abraham Lincoln

To me, at least the way that I teach it, all types of knowledge ultimately means self-knowledge. So, therefore they're coming in and asking me to teach them not so much how to defend themselves or how to do somebody in. Rather, they want to learn to express themselves through some movement, be it anger, be it determination or whatever. So, in other words, they're paying me to show them, in combative form, the art of expressing the human body.

Bruce Lee

Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength.

Hasidic Proverb

An executive is a person who always decides , sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.

John H. Patterson

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

Unknown

There is no pleasure in life equal to that of the conquest of a vicious habit.

Anonymous

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone.

Bill Cosby

Praise does wonders for the sense of hearing.

Unknown

Smile ! and the world will smile with you !

Unknown

The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.

Dennis Waitley

Houston, we have a problem.

Jim Lovell, Apollo 13 (1944)

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.

John Quincy Adams

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.

Sarah Bernhardt

Hey, lady !

Herbert H. Heebert, The Ladies Man (1961)

The glue that holds all relationships together -- including the relationship between the leader and the led is trust, and trust is based on integrity.

Brian Tracy

It is no sin to attempt and fail. The only sin is to not make the attempt.

Suellen Fried

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean , if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.

Mahatma Gandhi

To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others.

Francois Mauriac

One can spend a lifetime assigning blame, find the cause 'out there' for all the troubles that exist. Contrast this with the 'responsible attitude' of confronting the situation, bad or good, and instead of asking, 'What caused the trouble ? Who was to blame ?' asking 'How can I handle this present situation to make the most of it ? What can I salvage here ?'

Abraham Maslow

People with many interests live, not only longest, but happiest.

George Matthew Allen

A dream is a wish your heart makes.

The Supremes

Young love is a flame , very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable.

Henry Ward Beecher

People are where they are because that's exactly where they really want to be. . . whether they'll admit that or not

Earl Nightingale

We all love best not those who offend us least, nor those who have done most for us, but those who make it most easy for us to forgive them.

Samuel Butler

Hunker down.

Unknown

Champions are a rare breed. They see beyond the dangers, the risks, the obstacles, and the hardships.

Lester Sumrall

Joy is not in things, it is in us.

Richard Wagner

You give but little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.

Kahlil Gibran

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try Again. Fail again. Fail better.

Samuel Beckett

Seize the day.

Unknown

How do you live ?

Helen, James Allen (1932)

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching

Satchel Paige

If you have to drive people that hard to do their job, then you've either got the wrong people, or you've got the right people doing the wrong job.

John P. Strelecky

It means a great deal to those who are oppressed to know that they are not alone. And never let anyone tell you that what you are doing is insignificant. Bishop

Desmond Tutu

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Albert Einstein

Love recognizes no barriers. It jumps hurdles, leaps fences, penetrates walls to arrive at its destination, full of hope.

Maya Angelou

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Mark Twain

Submit to love faithfully and it gives a person joy. It intoxicates, it envelops, it isolates. It creates fragrance in the air, ardour from coldness, it beautifies everything around it.

Leos Janacek

I am not overly impressed by the great names and reputations of those who might be trying to beat me to an invention... . Its their 'ideas' that appeal to me.

Thomas Edison

Life is the flower for which love is the honey.

Victor Hugo

They call me Mister Tibbs !

Virgil Tibbs, In The Heat Of The Night (1967)

When our actions do not, our fears make us traitors.

William Shakespeare

I expect to pass through this world but once. Any good therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to my fellow-creature, let me do it now. Let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.

William Penn

None are homely who smile.

Robert Half

Life is a great story. It's just that sometimes we forget we are the author and can write it however we want.

John P. Strelecky

If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.

Anna Quindlen

Let us strive on to finish the work we are in

Abraham Lincoln

It is impossible to imagine anything which better becomes a ruler than mercy.

Seneca

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Pearl Bailey