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Tonight's weather forecast - dark, with continued darkness until morning.

George Carlin

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The individual activity of one man with backbone will do more than a thousand men with a mere wishbone.

William J.H

Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.

Helen Keller

You talkin to me ?

Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver (1976)

Goals give you more than a reason to get up in the morning, they are an incentive to keep you going all day. Goals tend to tap the deeper resources and draw the best out of life.

Harvey Mackay

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Veronica Quaife, The Fly (1986)

There's always a way - if you're committed.

Anthony Robbins

People will exercise great effort and creativity to make our plan work, and sometimes expend just as much effort and creativity to make your plan fail.

Bob Klas

Feel nothing, know nothing, do nothing, have nothing, give up all to god, and say utterly, 'Thy will be done'. We only dream this bondage. Wake up and let it go.

Swami Vivekananda

For with god all things are possible.

Bible

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly , what is essential is invisible to the eye.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Hey, Johnny, what are you rebelling against ?

Mildred, Johnny Strabler (1953)

As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.

Nelson Mandela

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.

Will Rogers

Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality.

Earl Nightingale

Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love.

Leo Tolstoy

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination

Earl Nightingale

She had been forced into prudence in her youth, she learned romance as she grew older - the natural sequence of an unnatural beginning.

Jane Austen

Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.

Zig Ziglar

The path to success is to take massive, determined action.

Anthony Robbins

Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.

Albert Einstein

Every time an artist dies, part of the vision of mankind passes with him.

Franklin D. Roosevelt

Believe it is possible to solve your problem. Tremendous things happen to the believer. So believe the answer will come. It will.

Norman Vincent Peale

We all go a little mad sometimes.

Norman Bates, Psycho (1960)

It is seldom indeed that one parts on good terms, because if one were on good terms one would not part.

Marcel Proust

We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insolvuble problems.

Lee Iacocca

Alone we can do so little, together we can do so much.

Helen Keller

Don't bunt. Aim out of the ballpark.

David Ogilvy

I believe that the science of chemistry alone almost proves the existence of an intelligent creator.

Thomas Edison

Be not afraid of anything. You will do marvelous work. It is fearlessness that brings heaven even in a moment.

Swami Vivekananda

The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.

Jacques Benigne Bossuel

Without music, life would be a mistake.

Fredrich Nietzsche

Man is not made for defeat. A man can be destroyed, but not defeated.

Ernest Hemingway

Our greatest glory is not in never falling but in rising every time we fall.

Confucius

Your purpose is to make your audience see what you saw, hear what you heard, feel what you felt. Relevant detail, couched in concrete, colorful language, is the best way to recreate the incident as it happened and to picture it for the audience.

Dale Carnegie

How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young ?

Paul Sweeney

I never could have done without the habits of punctuality, order and diligence the determination to concentrate myself on one subject at a time.

Charles Dickens

A fellow doesn't last long on what he has done. He has to keep on delivering.

Elbert Hubbard

Jane. Tarzan. Jane. Tarzan.

Tarzan, Tarzan The Ape Man (1932)

They merit more praise who know how to suffer misery than those who temper themselves in contentment.

Pietro Aretino

If you would be loved, love and be lovable.

Benjamin Franklin

I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday.

Abraham Lincoln

My fathers planted for me, and I planted for my children.

Hebrew Proverb

Live with passion.

Anthony Robbins

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Elbert Hubbard

As a mother of teenagers, do you know how many times I picked up the phone to apologize to my own mother ?

Christy Borgeld

The key to truth is the next deed, and this key opens the door if one does what one has to do in such a way that the meaning of the action here finds its fulfillment. Thus truth in the world of man is not to be found as the content of knowledge, but only as human existence. One does not express it, one does not perceive it, but one lives it, and receives it as life.

Martin Buber

Success is a journey not a destination.

Ben Sweetland

This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.

Chuck Sigars

Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings.

C. Archie Danielson

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step.

Martin Luther King Jr.

Why hesitate? Upon the plains of hesitation are the bleached bones of countless millions, who on the threshold of victory sat down to wait, and in waiting they died.

Unattributed

A weak man has doubts before a decision, a strong man has them afterwards.

Karl Kraus

Action may not always bring happiness , but there is no happiness without action.

Benjamin Disraeli

A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.

Joseph Joubert

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die.

Thomas Campbell

And he can make, so say the wise, no claim who makes no sacrifice.

Samuel Coleridge

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Oscar Wilde

It's to be expected that you make mistakes when you're breaking new ground.

Jerry Greenfield

Your decision to be, have and do something out of ordinary entails facing difficulties that are out of the ordinary as well. Sometimes your greatest asset is simply your ability to stay with it longer than anyone else.

Brian Tracy

In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high.

Henry David Thoreau

Love is a moment that lasts forever.

Julie Wittey

Don't let life discourage you , everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

Richard L. Evans

When I've heard all I need to make a decision, I don't take a vote. I make a decision.

Ronald Reagan

I ain't so tough.

Tom Powers, The Public Enemy (1931)

Where love reigns the impossible may be attained.

Indian Proverb

They can because they think they can.

Virgil

It's amazing what ordinary people can do if they set out without preconceived notions.

Charles F. Kettering

It's a funny thing about life, if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you often get it.

W. Somerset Manghan

Every time we open our mouths, men look into our minds.

Anonymous

You know the difference between you and me ? I make this look good.

Agent J, Men In Black (1997)

Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air

Ralph Waldo Emerson

Never fear the want of business. A man who qualifies himself well for his calling, never fails of employment.

Thomas Jefferson

Good morning, Vietnam !

Adrian Kronauer, Good Morning (1987)

The way we see the problem is the problem.

Stephen Covey

Life without love is like a tree. Without blossom and fruit.

Khalil Gibran

A life lived in fear is half lived.

Anonymous

You will become as small as your controlling desire ; as great as your dominant aspiration.

James Allen

If thou must love me, let it be for nought, except for love's sake only. Do not say, I love her for her smile, her look, her way of speaking gently, for a trick of thought that falls in well with mine, and, certes, brought a sense of pleasant ease on such a day. For these things in themselves, beloved, may be changed, or change for thee, and love so wrought, may be unwrought so.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by seeing an imperfect person perfectly.

Sam Keen

Feelings of worth can flourish only in an atmosphere where individual differences are appreciated, mistakes are tolerated, communication is open, and rules are flexible - the kind of atmosphere that is found in a nurturing family.

Virginia Satir

The entire law is summed up in a single command, Love your neighbor as yourself.

Galatians 514

Tell everyone what you want to do and someone will want to help you do it.

W. Clement Stone

You may have to fight a battle more than once to win.

Margaret Thatcher

Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death !

Mame Dennis, Auntie Mame (1958)

Love knows no bounds.

Unknown

God is to be worshipped as the one beloved, dearer than everything in this and next life.

Swami Vivekananda

Everyone's life is an object lesson to others.

Karl G. Maeser

Live your dreams.

Les Brown

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

Margaret B. Runbeck

When you drop a pebble into a pool of water, the pebble starts a series of ripples that expand until they encompass the whole pool. This is exactly what will happen when I give my ideas a definite plan of action. Right now I can project my thoughts into the future. I can see ahead of me. I dream, I am not easily discouraged, readily visualize myself as overcoming obstacles, winning out over setbacks, achieving impossible objectives.

Bruce Lee

When you get into a tight place and everything goes against you, till it seems you cannot hold on a minute longer, never give up then for that is just the place and time the tide will turn.

Harriet Beecher Stowe

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened. Winston Churchill When I want to read a novel, I write one.

Benjamin Disraeli

I don't like your manners.

Vivian Rutledge, Philip Marlowe (1946)

Am I motivated by what I really want out of life or am I mass-motivated ?

Earl Nightingale

What hump ?

Igor, Young Frankenstein (1974)

Act or accept.

Unknown

You can't express every feeling that you have every moment that you have them.

When Harry Met Sally

From his neck down a man is worth a couple of dollars a day, from his neck up he is worth anything that his brain can produce.

Thomas Edison

First comes thought, then organization of that thought, into ideas and plans, then transformation of those plans into reality. The beginning, as you will observe, is in your imagination.

Napoleon Hill